CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #18

[GateRunner]

Attempting several backflips to express his team's joy at being choosen by the #1 seeded team, D.J. Fluck forgets entirely about the field, until it is too late.

[Rich Wong]

Picture caption:

The second video from the FIRST Workout Series titled “FIRST You Pump-It-Up: The Advanced Regional Workout” went on sale this week and captured the number 3 spot for the “Top 10 Selling Workout Video of the Month.” Pictured here is D.J. Fluck demonstrating the proper hand and leg position of the “Elevated-Single-Leg push up.”
This is a favorite exercise performed by finalists at FIRST Regional Competitions while waiting for their turn at picking alliances.

[Daniel Brim]

That's what happens when you raise the bar

[DCA Fan]

Attempting to escape the recruited "human wall," D.J. Fluck nearly makes it off the field before falling and being dragged into the line.

[VGMasterShadow]

D.J. realized he wasn't Superman.

'Can you say....ouch? with a smile?'

[Jessica Boucher]

And over here, we see DJ, doing his impression of "Jess Boucher post-national anthem at IRI".

[Travis Hoffman]

*****Exposition*****

Bitten on a cow-tipping field trip by a territorially-displaced radioactive ground sloth roaming the pastures of Kokomo, Indiana, mild-mannered dork D.J. Fluck was suddenly transformed into the Amazing(?) Slothman! From that day on, D.J. swore to secretly use his slothly powers to (very slowly) protect truth, justice, and the American way while thwarting the plans of evildoers everywhere!

*****Caption*****

Insanely jealous of his cousin Peter Parker's amazing Wall-Crawling super powers and desperately seeking attention, D.J. foolishly forgets to put on his Slothman suit before demonstrating his powers of Totally-Uncoordinated Floor-Crawling and Super Slow Sloth Speed to the crowd in Houston. Needless to say, they weren't impressed.

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Don't expect a Slothman movie or comic book any time in this millenium. However, D.J. did inspire one extremely bored spectator to write the Slothman theme song. Here's the first verse...

Slo-oth-man, Slo-oth-man
Does whatever a slo-oth can
Crawls real slow, on the floor
Trips on bars, he's such a bore
Who cares? Here comes the Slo-oth-man

[Jake177]

remember to stretch out fully before each match, you don't want to get a cramp while you're sprinting to the controls at the end of autonomous mode

[Gary Dillard]

"Attention in the pits: Will the TechnoKats please come get their human player off the field AGAIN!"

Overheard in the pits: "Great. Can you imagine what it will be like next year when he graduates and becomes a mentor?"

[VGMasterShadow]

D.J. would do anything for a quarter, but this time he really tripped the bar.

[EddieMcD]

Makes me wonder why he's smiling after tripping (yes, I know it's staged). On that note:

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"Don't worry! The ground seems to have broken my fall!"
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[Elgin Clock]

Here we see the Red Wings curse has yet again taken another victim on the field..


What?

It's not the Red Wings that have a curse, but the Red Sox?

Oh... Well... My bad!!!


(Don't blame me, I'm not *into* sports.)

[Jeff Waegelin]

"Hi, my name is D.J. Fluck, but you can call me Role Model... or is it Roll Model?"

(Anyone remember that picture? I tried to find it, but apparently it was hosted off-site and isn't there anymore... ahh well)

[dlavery]

Are you SURE this is the way you are supposed to play Twister?!!? I don't remember seeing a railing in the picture on the box...




-dave