Stop the madness!!!

[Kris Verdeyen]

Originally posted by dlavery
Krispy Kremes are the living embodiment of the lightest breezes of heaven. They are formed from the gathered wisps of the aroma of ambrosia wafting from the topmost heights of Olympus, woven together by the youngest, most agile woodland nymphs in the earliest hours of the pre-dawn when the air is most still and the dexterity of their fingers is the greatest. This allows them to create the delicate laces of pure sunlight that compose the fibers of this wondrous food, nay, textured nirvana, that is then coated with a bath of the distilled essence of pure morning dew. These mystical concoctions must be consumed quickly, lest they sublimate back to the heavens before they can be captured on the tongue.

So are they sunlight, or breezes, or ambrosia?

I'd better go buy some and decide for myself.

Although, while we're on the subject of breakfast foods that (at least partially) occupy the "grains" corner of the food pyramid, are any of you Yankees familiar with Kolaches? (cole - ahhhh - chee) Try to imagine a hot pocket made by those same nymphs. But without the dew coating. We didn't have them in Indiana, which is why I now live in Texas. That and the space program and all.