CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #18

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by Dean Kamen (not really)

This is 9:00 PM on Friday night.

Unfortunately, that means Jeff's and Dave's entries can't count...well, unless I make the Dave Lavery Corollary to the Gary Dillard Rule or something like that. But it's too late at night to think of that type of stuff.

Either way, first place goes to...

Originally Posted by Elgin Clock

Here we see the Red Wings curse has yet again taken another victim on the field..

What?

It's not the Red Wings that have a curse, but the Red Sox?

Oh... Well... My bad!!!

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by Dorienne Plait

"Hmmm..I wonder if my great strength will be able to push this floor down a bit further...let's try..." *pushes hard until face turns candy apple red, then gasps for air* "Okay, I think I popped a vein..."

Honorable mentions go to...

tkwetzel
Jay H 237
greencactus3
MissInformation
JVN
BCahn836
JosephM
Greg Needel
Wetzel
GateRunner
DanielBCR
Amanda Morrison
DCA Fan
CourtneyB
Jessica Boucher
T. Hoffman (who is making me seriously consider a word limit...)
Jake177
Gary Dillard

And the burn award goes to...

Originally Posted by Michelle 236

"LOOK AT ME, I'M DJ! YAY!!!!!!!!!! Join my fan club and I'll teach you how to be cool like me! I like to call this move the black panther. Grrrrrr."

Which means the scores are now....

 MissInformation: 54
 greencactus3: 52
 Gary Dillard: 42
 Michelle 236: 41
 dlavery: 37
 JVN: 36
 Greg Needel: 32
 Elgin Clock: 31
 T. Hoffman: 31
 DCA Fan: 28
 "Big Mike": 27
 EddieMcD: 27
 Dorienne Plait: 26
 Jeff Waegelin: 25
 Jay H 237: 23
 Andy Baker: 21
 Amanda Morrison: 20
 GateRunner: 18
 Mike Ciance: 17
 BCahn836: 16
 JosephM: 16
 Brandon Martus: 15
 Lil' Lavery: 11
 Matt Attallah: 9
 Shyra1353: 9
 Tom Schindler: 9
 Astronouth7303: 9
 Rich Wong: 8
 tkwetzel: 8
 Aignam: 7
 Vivelation: 7
 Eugenia Gabrielov: 6
 Jack Jones: 6
 Jessica Boucher: 6
 wetzel: 6
 ZACH P.: 6
 DanielBCR: 5
 Kyle45: 5
 RogerR: 5
 VGMasterShadow: 5
 Corey Balint: 4
 George1083: 4
 Ken Patton: 4
 Meli W.: 4
 Andrew Rudolph: 3
 Ben Lauer: 3
 CourtneyB: 3
 David Kelly: 3
 Denman: 2
 DJ Fluck: 2
 ECarlson: 2
 Jake177: 2
 Joe Ross: 2
 karinka13: 2
 Aaron Lussier: 1
 Coco The Monkey: 1
 Collin Fultz: 1
 DanielBCR: 1
 ElfMaster: 1
 JakeGallagher: 1
 Katie Reynolds: 1
 sanddrag: 1

(And it is just now, at the end of the post, that I realize the irony in me saying it's too late to think of new rules. I've got to be at work in two hours!)