CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #19

[Greg Needel]

proof JVN loves his groupies....now taking it to the next level showing off that they will imitate his every move.

[Travis Hoffman]

A short time ago in a galaxy not so far away...Dork Lord Dave uses his Force Grip power on JVN, which, instead of killing him, merely turns him into a mindless buffoon. One of Dave's earlier victims looks on. Darth Vader ain't got nothing on Dave - YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DORK SIDE!

[Billfred]

Well, this is living proof once again that Kickoff needs to happen. And fast, too. (Maybe we should talk to Dean about putting that idea in the hopper.)

Meanwhile, first place goes to...

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

JVN:
“So this bratty kid kept saying I’m wrong about the tranny design and shouted back at Chris and me, “SO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE….. JOHN V-NEUN?!

So…. I shouted back at him, “YES I AM!”

So… then he turn around and stuck his tongue at us.

So…. Chris and me did THIS…..*raspberries* “

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Uh, you know when I said "You can taste the excitement in the air", it was just a figure of speech.

Honorable mentions go to...
DCA Fan
Jay H 237
Dorienne Plait
Eugenia Gabrielov
MissInformation
Bcahn836
"Big Mike"
Amanda Morrison
Andy Baker
Wetzel
JVN
Jessica Boucher
Elgin Clock
Astronouth7303
dlavery
EddieMcD
greencactus3
Greg Needel


And the burn award this week is being shared by...

Originally Posted by Matt Attallah

JVN - When I tried to kiss her like this all she did was slap me.

(Background) - No, your suppose to kiss her like this

(Right) - [Thinking]No wonder they can't get anything...

and...

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

A short time ago in a galaxy not so far away...Dork Lord Dave uses his Force Grip power on JVN, which, instead of killing him, merely turns him into a mindless buffoon. One of Dave's earlier victims looks on. Darth Vader ain't got nothing on Dave - YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DORK SIDE!

So I figure 3 points divided by two is 1.5 each. (kidding, kidding...)

The scores, after a whopping nineteen contests...

MissInformation: 56
  greencactus3: 54
  Gary Dillard: 47
  Michelle 236: 41
  dlavery: 39
  JVN: 38
  Greg Needel: 34
  T. Hoffman: 34
  Elgin Clock: 33
  DCA Fan: 30
  "Big Mike": 29
  EddieMcD: 29
  Dorienne Plait: 28
  Jeff Waegelin: 25
  Jay H 237: 25
  Andy Baker: 23
  Amanda Morrison: 22
  GateRunner: 19
  BCahn836: 18
  Rich Wong: 18
  Mike Ciance: 17
  JosephM: 17
  Brandon Martus: 15
  Matt Attallah: 12
  Astronouth7303: 11
  Lil' Lavery: 11
  Tom Schindler: 10
  Shyra1353: 9
  tkwetzel: 9
  Eugenia Gabrielov: 8
  Jessica Boucher: 8
  wetzel: 8
  Aignam: 7
  Vivelation: 7
  Jack Jones: 7
  Kyle45: 6
  VGMasterShadow: 6
  ZACH P.: 6
  DanielBCR: 5
  RogerR: 5
  Corey Balint: 4
  CourtneyB: 4
  George1083: 4
  Ken Patton: 4
  Meli W.: 4
  Andrew Rudolph: 3
  Ben Lauer: 3
  David Kelly: 3
  Denman: 2
  DJ Fluck: 2
  ECarlson: 2
  Jake177: 2
  Joe Ross: 2
  karinka13: 2
  Aaron Lussier: 1
  Coco The Monkey: 1
  Collin Fultz: 1
  DanielBCR: 1
  ElfMaster: 1
  JakeGallagher: 1
  Katie Reynolds: 1
  sanddrag: 1

Now, looking at those numbers, I notice that Gary Dillard is within striking distance of the lead...if Heidi doesn't enter the contest next week. Having dealt with Gary in the past, I know he's a pretty bright and cunning guy. (Hence why Robot Rodeo ended at a reasonable hour.) Thus, in the interest of the integrity of the contest as it enters its 20th round, I present in all lack of seriousness...

Originally Posted by The Heidi Foster Rule

Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.

Until Sunday...

[Astronouth7303]

You know, considering I was gone for 3 months, I'm actually doing fairly well.