CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #20

[Billfred]

Holy smokes! Twenty caption contests!
(It feels like yesterday we were having fun with Floridians in trash bags...)

Well, here's the scores...

MissInformation: 56
 greencactus3: 54
 Gary Dillard: 47
 Michelle 236: 41
 dlavery: 39
 JVN: 38
 Greg Needel: 34
 T. Hoffman: 34
 Elgin Clock: 33
 DCA Fan: 30
 "Big Mike": 29
 EddieMcD: 29
 Dorienne Plait: 28
 Jeff Waegelin: 25
 Jay H 237: 25
 Andy Baker: 23
 Amanda Morrison: 22
 GateRunner: 19
 BCahn836: 18
 Rich Wong: 18
 Mike Ciance: 17
 JosephM: 17
 Brandon Martus: 15
 Matt Attallah: 12
 Astronouth7303: 11
 Lil' Lavery: 11
 Tom Schindler: 10
 Shyra1353: 9
 tkwetzel: 9
 Eugenia Gabrielov: 8
 Jessica Boucher: 8
 wetzel: 8
 Aignam: 7
 Vivelation: 7
 Jack Jones: 7
 Kyle45: 6
 VGMasterShadow: 6
 ZACH P.: 6
 DanielBCR: 5
 RogerR: 5
 Corey Balint: 4
 CourtneyB: 4
 George1083: 4
 Ken Patton: 4
 Meli W.: 4
 Andrew Rudolph: 3
 Ben Lauer: 3
 David Kelly: 3
 Denman: 2
 DJ Fluck: 2
 ECarlson: 2
 Jake177: 2
 Joe Ross: 2
 karinka13: 2
 Aaron Lussier: 1
 Coco The Monkey: 1
 Collin Fultz: 1
 DanielBCR: 1
 ElfMaster: 1
 JakeGallagher: 1
 Katie Reynolds: 1
 sanddrag: 1

And the picture...
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

Until Friday at 9:00...

(Coming up next weekend: The Caption Contest Stats-O-Rama!)

[Dorienne]

*rips caption idea off of Casper (the movie)*

Dave: "Look! I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
A few moments later, just after this picture was taken, Dave Lavery took a tumble and broke his arm...how sad. Let's just hope that this is not the end for our dear friend.

[Brandon Martus]

Next week, on American Chopper:

Sr. gets angry at Jr.
Sparks Fly.
Tempers Rise.
"Get back to work!"
Will they get the bike done?
"Mikey! Where are you? Where's Mikey?"
And who's this guy on the mini-chopper?

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF ...

AMERICAN CHOPPER!

[Bill Gold]

Insert Easy Rider (1969) reference here...

or...

"Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild"
-Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf

[Jay H 237]

[Dave thinking to himself]

Now if Mars only had an atmosphere, I could just imagine flying up and down dunes and craters with this thing!

[Rich Wong]

Dave singing:

" YEAH! Look at ME! I'ma bad to the bones….
Yeah! Ba-ba-ba-bad to the bones….
Ba-ba-ba-bad to the bones….
Yeah! Boooooorn toooo beeeee wild....."
*Pause*

(Oh dear, It’s getting a little cold down there;
Note to self: don’t ride motorcycles with loss shorts.)

"I'ma bad to the bones..."

[DCA Fan]

(I was waiting for this pic to become a caption contest lol)

Dave relives his rebel past, driving the mini chopper down the road, the wind in his hair, tearing up the road, forgetting to wear proper pants....what?

[Joe Matt]

With his short-shorts and his 'bike', Dave wishes to relive the teenage live he never had sine he was abducted by NASA...

[dlavery]

/me thinks to self: "I really should have remembered to ask Tyler if he built a brake on this thing..."

[MissInformation]

And thus the secret of how Dave styles his hair is revealed...

[Bcahn836]

Dave: " Ahh the wind in my hair, the feel of the open road, the splatter of bugs on my glasses"

[Daniel Brim]

Dave - "So, when do I get my training wheels off?"

[Mike Schroeder]

HA They can't stop me now, where is the nearest Krispy Kreme drive through

[Elgin Clock]

Originally Posted by dlavery

/me thinks to self: "I really should have remembered to ask Tyler if he built a brake on this thing..."

Not an entry: There is a brake on it.. I saw it... I used it... correctly.

[tkwetzel]

Me thinking: "Yes! Dave is going to increase the value of my chopper among FIRSTers"...after he falls..."well there goes all that extra value."