CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #21

[Jay H 237]

After being bombarded all day at competition by people reconizing her from Chief Delphi, Amanda became deranged and started doing the chicken dance. It took several days before she was declared "normal" again.

[MissInformation]

Upon hearing the words “You are completely surrounded, come out with your hands up!” Amanda knew it was all over… however they never did find Billfred’s body…

[DCA Fan]

After seeing her dancing, the PrankMonkeys realized they should not let Amanda dance in public, and thus shrink wrapped her for later use.

[Tom Bottiglieri]

Convinced she was the best out there, Amanda recieved powers from the all mighty Dance God, Richard Simmons, to strike down Simon Cowell in his fancy American Idol leather chair. Police pronouced him dead on impact, but were perplexed on how they still heard his raspy voiced insults throughout the room.

[Arefin Bari]

Amanda: thank you! thank you! thank you! its a great pleasure to do the chicken dance for you guys. ::bows down::

[Gary Dillard]

"I got on my Segway after Brandon borrowed it, and the handlebars were way up here! I'm not THAT short, am I?"

[Mike Schroeder]

i have heard of using your hands alot while speaking, but come on amanda making hand puppets to talk is a little silly

[greencactus3]

[nonentry]darn it. missed the last constest... was out for a week and this is what happens. first one ive missed EVER yet.[/nonentry]

her shirt... is that Frank monkey? or prank monkey? or crank monkey? or spank monkey? or bank monkey? or tank monkey? or hank monkey? or thank monkey? or blank monkey? or clank monkey? or plank mokey? or rank monkey? or swank monkey? or shank monkey? or jank monkey? or is that not monkey but money? monday? moan? moo? mohawk? mom? montreal? momba? modern? model? motown? more? moon?mood? moose? ......[continue on your own. im running outta time]

[Travis Hoffman]

[exposition]

Imagine, if you will, that this picture captures a moment in time where Amanda's hands are flopping around like fish out of water, her arms are flailing wildly, and she's jumping up and down screaming as if she was a high-strung caffeine-addicted housewife who had just won a Cadillac from Bob Barker on The Price is Right. Imagine her migraine-inducing high-pitched voice as she shrieks the following....

[/exposition]

[caption]

OH MY GOD, IT'S RALPH MACCHIO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THE KARATE KID IS SITTING DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO ME TO MY RIGHT, WHICH WOULD BE THE LOWER LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE PICTURE YOU'RE TAKING OF ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!! RALPH, I WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON!!!!! I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!! RALPH, WILL YOU MARRY ME???????? RALPH??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, COME BACK RALPH, I WANT TO HAVE LOTS OF.......[nah, won't go there - we've been down that road before ]!!!!!!!!

[/caption]

[Elgin Clock]

<shameless plug>

After seeing Team 237's spiffy horizontal bar traveling device in Atlanta in 2004, Amanda immediately started joining the Hardcore Shimmy Dance and singing the lyrics:
<System Of A Down Lyrics> I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
Through the break of dawn yeah </System Of A Down Lyrics>


</shameless plug>

[JVN]

"So I had one hand up inside each of them and.... nevermind, I'll finish this story later."

[VGMasterShadow]

Off-topic

OMG, I called Amanda Jessica. How is that possible.

On-topic

Attention everyone. There is a hyperactive person loose in the auditorium. Everyone, please scream and run around in circles. *everyone panics* Have a nice day.

There's a morrow to this story, somewhere.

[Andy Baker]

Kids line up around the block to see Amanda's Invisible Sock Puppet Show.



AB

[Wetzel]

Amanda has seen the light of FIRST and rasies her hands in praise.


Wetzel

[Kyle Love]

Let's see it's Friday night...should I go out with my girlfriend or go to the shop.....I'M GOIN' TO THE SHOP!!!!"

I would suggest not doing this one too often lol