CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #21

[Tom Bottiglieri]

Convinced she was the best out there, Amanda recieved powers from the all mighty Dance God, Richard Simmons, to strike down Simon Cowell in his fancy American Idol leather chair. Police pronouced him dead on impact, but were perplexed on how they still heard his raspy voiced insults throughout the room.

[Arefin Bari]

Amanda: thank you! thank you! thank you! its a great pleasure to do the chicken dance for you guys. ::bows down::

[Gary Dillard]

"I got on my Segway after Brandon borrowed it, and the handlebars were way up here! I'm not THAT short, am I?"

[Mike Schroeder]

i have heard of using your hands alot while speaking, but come on amanda making hand puppets to talk is a little silly

[greencactus3]

[nonentry]darn it. missed the last constest... was out for a week and this is what happens. first one ive missed EVER yet.[/nonentry]

her shirt... is that Frank monkey? or prank monkey? or crank monkey? or spank monkey? or bank monkey? or tank monkey? or hank monkey? or thank monkey? or blank monkey? or clank monkey? or plank mokey? or rank monkey? or swank monkey? or shank monkey? or jank monkey? or is that not monkey but money? monday? moan? moo? mohawk? mom? montreal? momba? modern? model? motown? more? moon?mood? moose? ......[continue on your own. im running outta time]

[Travis Hoffman]

[exposition]

Imagine, if you will, that this picture captures a moment in time where Amanda's hands are flopping around like fish out of water, her arms are flailing wildly, and she's jumping up and down screaming as if she was a high-strung caffeine-addicted housewife who had just won a Cadillac from Bob Barker on The Price is Right. Imagine her migraine-inducing high-pitched voice as she shrieks the following....

[/exposition]

[caption]

OH MY GOD, IT'S RALPH MACCHIO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THE KARATE KID IS SITTING DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO ME TO MY RIGHT, WHICH WOULD BE THE LOWER LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE PICTURE YOU'RE TAKING OF ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!! RALPH, I WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON!!!!! I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!! RALPH, WILL YOU MARRY ME???????? RALPH??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, COME BACK RALPH, I WANT TO HAVE LOTS OF.......[nah, won't go there - we've been down that road before ]!!!!!!!!

[/caption]

[Elgin Clock]

<shameless plug>

After seeing Team 237's spiffy horizontal bar traveling device in Atlanta in 2004, Amanda immediately started joining the Hardcore Shimmy Dance and singing the lyrics:
<System Of A Down Lyrics> I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
Through the break of dawn yeah </System Of A Down Lyrics>


</shameless plug>

[JVN]

"So I had one hand up inside each of them and.... nevermind, I'll finish this story later."

[VGMasterShadow]

Off-topic

OMG, I called Amanda Jessica. How is that possible.

On-topic

Attention everyone. There is a hyperactive person loose in the auditorium. Everyone, please scream and run around in circles. *everyone panics* Have a nice day.

There's a morrow to this story, somewhere.

[Andy Baker]

Kids line up around the block to see Amanda's Invisible Sock Puppet Show.



AB

[Wetzel]

Amanda has seen the light of FIRST and rasies her hands in praise.


Wetzel

[Kyle Love]

Let's see it's Friday night...should I go out with my girlfriend or go to the shop.....I'M GOIN' TO THE SHOP!!!!"

I would suggest not doing this one too often lol

[Travis Hoffman]

Sayeth Amanda in her best Valley Girl voice...

"OMG, like, you know, Billfred TOTALLY forgot to post the results of Unofficial Caption Contest #21. What-ever! He's a total dweeb! Gag me with a spoon!"

The following site is good for a laugh or two. Enter the url for any CD thread or usfirst.org or whatever and see what happens:

http://www.80s.com/Entertainment/ValleyURL/

[Billfred]

Hey, don't hate...last night Irmo High School, my alma mater, was in the state championship in football. So I was down at Williams-Brice Stadium watching that. Watching is the key word there--we lost 35-7. After that, I was moping until 2:00 AM, at which time I had to do my radio show's season finale. And then sleep kinda kicked in.

So yeah...you want results, doncha? First place goes to...

Originally Posted by GateRunner

Amanda knew her plan to signal directions to her team with the Chicken Dance moves was going to run into problems the moment the real Chicken Dance started up....

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by MissInformation

Upon hearing the words “You are completely surrounded, come out with your hands up!” Amanda knew it was all over… however they never did find Billfred’s body…

Honorable mentions a plenty...

Squirrelrock
Bcahn836
Jeff_Rice
dlavery
DCA Fan
Tom Bottiglieri
Rich Wong
Gary Dillard
"Big Mike"
T. Hoffman
Andy Baker
Wetzel

And the burn award goes to...

Originally Posted by Dorienne Plait

Amanda: "Woohoooo!! C'mon guys let's go! *sings to the Chicken Dance song* Do do do do do do do...do do do do do do do...do do do do do do do *clap clap clap clap* Wooo this is fun! Man I wish I was a little kid again!"
Brandon Martus: "You practically are.." *gigglesnort*

So, the scores...

Name	Total
  MissInformation	63
  Greencactus3	54
  Gary Dillard	51
  T. Hoffman	46
  Dlavery	42
  Michelle 236	41
  JVN	40
  Dorienne Plait	35
  DCA Fan	34
  Greg Needel	34
  "Big Mike"	33
  Elgin Clock	33
  GateRunner	31
  EddieMcD	30
  Andy Baker	25
  Jay H 237	25
  Jeff Waegelin	25
  Bcahn836	23
  Amanda Morrison	22
  Rich Wong	22
  JosephM	19
  Eugenia Gabrielov	18
  Mike Ciance	18
  Brandon Martus	17
  Lil' Lavery	15
  Matt Attallah	14
  Astronouth7303	13
  Tkwetzel	11
  Tom Schindler	10
  Wetzel	10
  Shyra1353	9
  Jessica Boucher	8
  Aignam	7
  DanielBCR	7
  Jack Jones	7
  Kyle45	7
  VGMasterShadow	7
  Vivelation	7
  ZACH P.	6
  RogerR	5
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  George1083	4
  Ken Patton	4
  Meli W.	4
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  David Kelly	3
  Squirrelrock	3
  Denman	2
  DJ Fluck	2
  Ecarlson	2
  Jake177	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Karinka13	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  DanielBCR	1
  ElfMaster	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Sanddrag	1

Until tomorrow, at which point I hope that USC's network is working still...

[GateRunner]

I finally won one! Go me! :-p