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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
What a dork! Wearing a helmet while riding a Segway?
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
[Dean speaking]
"Keep the camera as close to the ground as possible. That way it will seem like I'm going faster than I really am!" |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
"You know, if you shoot from this angle, I look about four feet taller than I am. Just make sure Brandon Martus isn't nearby."
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Dean Kamen: alright all the street racers out there, i am ready...
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Safety Dance!
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Ant #1: I don't know if this is such a good idea.
Ant #2: What do you mean? It's a great idea... now you sneak up on his right and bite his ankle and I'll sneak up on his left and push... and then the Segway is ours... MUAHAAHAAHAAHAA! |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
NBC NYC Broadcast on Nov. 25, 2004:
Matt: “Katie, this must be one of the new balloons for this year!” Katie: “Yes Matt, it’s a brand new entry and the first self-propelled giant balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. This entry is sponsored by DEKA Research and it is simply called SEGWAY. This balloon stands 92 feet high and 22 feet wide and requires NO balloon handlers! The self-propelled mechanism is also created by DEKA Research.” Matt: “I bet all the balloons will use that self-propelled DEKA balloon controller next year! … BTW…… What is the size of those jeans?” Last edited by Rich Wong : 06-12-2004 at 10:29. |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
<Gunner>Pull up... PULL UP!! Agh, no, we're going to hit the SEG-WAY!
<sound effects> Yeeeroownn </sound effects> <Pilot>Whew, that was close. <Gunner> Hey, maybe if we rope Dean's legs to the SEG-WAY, then we could pull it over. *Star Wars-style snowspeeder from Hoth proceeds to try to pull down the SEGWAY like its an AT-AT* |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
NEW Giant 500 Foot Segway Now At Brookstone For $2,000,000
*NOTE- 1,000 foot Dean Kamen NOT Included* |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
**evil laugh** Muahahahahaha **evil laugh**
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Inventor Dean Kamen, seen here arriving at the set of "Pimp My Ride" to have his Segway overhauled, shortly before he is kidnapped by the cast from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" who threw out his denim outfit and safety helmet and forced him into a tuxedo.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Look out! Dean Kamen is attacking the City! Run for your lives! *Followed by several seconds of poor lip-syncing*
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
Excerpt from recent SEGWAY-E sales brochure:
"The new Segway "E" model is designed for adventurous outdoorsmen that long to take their novel mobile platforms into wild terrains. The "E" model, named for co-inventor Eileen Dover,* was specifically created with those who intend to climb hills in mind. By making the down-slope wheel 43% larger than the upslope wheel, the Segway "E" rider can drive across steep hillsides while standing on a stable, level platform. Says Segway developer Dean Kamen, "this makes the Segway significantly more capable in rugged environments. But we do have a little more development work to do for those riders that want to drive CLOCKWISE around the hills..." -dave * if you don't get this one, shame on you! ![]() |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
I'm kinda disappointed I missed last week's contest... Anyhow, it's time for the obligatory "IT is the Dean Kamen action figure" conspiracy reference:
<entry> "It's the Dean Kamen action figure! Comes with two denim outfits, one tuxedo, one helmet, and a lot of Gracious Professionalism. Scale toy Segway sold separately." </entry> I swear, that picture looks like the worm's-eye view shot of the toy you'd see on the back of every Japanese toy box. Last edited by EddieMcD : 10-12-2004 at 14:10. |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #22
A sneak peek at this summer's next smash-hit: "Honey, I Blew Up the Inventor" starring Rick Moranis as Wayne Szalinski and Billy Crystal as Dean Kamen.
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