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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
Hey, if dave lavery was hired to be an oompa loompa, then why wasn't I?
(reference to http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...9&postcount=73) |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24
After a massive investigation, researchers have tracked the outbreak of "Shake-Your-Booty-Pox" all the way back to the original victim of the disease. In this old photograph of Patient Zero, also known as "Mr. Git-down-wit'-yo'-bad-self," it is easy to spot the early effects of the malady. Initial symptoms include a unique sense of fashion, overwhelming rhythm, and the irrepressible need to shout "Whaaoow!" like James Brown every ten minutes.
"I feeeeel good! Na na na na na na na..." -dave |
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Citizens of West Palm Beach, be on the lookout for young, hyperactive children who have been running around the city, washing cars, wearing green lipstick, and chasing hovercrafts. Energetic homeless kids have joined a cult group led by a charismatic man who calls himself "Tytus Gerrish". The community is based in the nearby swamps, and the children venture into the city to raise funds for their leader's mission to rule the world. The youngster in this picture called himself "mini Tytus".
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Tytus is practicing for the upcoming Willy Wonka sequel, Croutching Oompa, Hidden Loompa.
And here I thought he was just plain crazy. Oh how wrong I was. ![]() |
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"Doctors Prove that the symptoms of ADHD do not improve with Age"
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Next up for our Rejects of Puppetry auction on QVC, we have this peculiar specimen - marionette castoff #179-ST. This unit was slated to be blown up in Scene 541-Q of the Trey Parker feature film "Team America:World Police", but Parker thought that dismembering the dummy wouldn't be funny enough. The production staff believed the #179-ST would have more comedic value if it were left in one piece, so instead, they just ran it over with a tank in scene 635-B. Legend has it that Parker enjoyed this scene so much, he shot it over 246 times before the marionette strings broke and they had to throw it away. Good thing our QVC garbage collectors were on hand to salvage this beauty and add it to the thousands of other pieces of crap our network sells you mindless peons each day! The strings may be gone, but the shoes are stilllllll shiny folks! Oooh, shiny - you know you must have it! Now you have the chance to purchase a piece of movie history! Bid now, before it's too late!
Last edited by Travis Hoffman : 21-12-2004 at 10:03. |
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I <3 the 80s.
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aww tytus-- love ya buddy-- the world woudn't be the same without u'r crazyness--we all need ya to make life interesting
![]() well we need everyone to make this world go round and round-- lovely ppl in this world enjoy everyone!!! |
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Tutush Gurrish: Alright Ladies, TYTY's on the dance floor. i am wearing my first pimpsuit. Move back.
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All that kid needs is a pow, pow, power wheels - with hydraulics and some crushed velvet for the interior. ![]() |
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Tytus; Elvis, eat your heart out
This proves you can take Tytus out of Blue Suede Shoes, but you can't take the Blue Suede Shoes out of Tytus. There's one problem with that saying, Tytus isn't wearing Blue Suede Shoes. ![]() |
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We're gonna partaaaay like it's nineteen-ninety-nine!!
...whaddaya mean I'm off by a decade?!? |
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What Tytus's world was like before FIRST.
Thank goodness he found his true calling. This might have made for a scary future for the radio. |
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Science and nature have gone horribly awry.
Yeah, I really got nothing. I dont know this guy at all and I havent done one of these in years. Team 116 alumni will remember how often I used to win these things. |
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