CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #24

[MissInformation]

After gunning down John Dillinger and Pretty Boy Floyd, the FBI turned its sight on Baby Face Nelson, naming him Public Enemy Number One.

[Gary Dillard]

<not an entry>

Hey Billfred, what's the holiday schedule for judging and posting? Same as usual?

[Billfred]

<obviously not an entry>

Knowing that I am working Friday night at a grocery store with sometimes-irate customers, I am modifying next week's schedule a smidge...

Originally Posted by The Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule

If, for whatever reason, Billfred is working on a job on a day he has to post or judge a caption contest, he reserves the right to fudge the posting or judging by one day in either direction.

For the record, I'm working 10-4 at Piggly Wiggly on Sunday. Therefore, expect for this contest to be judged and for the next contest to be posted on Saturday. Everything else (including the 9:00 PM Eastern deadline tomorrow night) remains as usual.

[greencactus3]

merry christmas!!!!! and hanuka and kwanza *and everything else im missing*

[DCA Fan]

And the newest dance sensation since the infamous dancing baby, it's Dancing Tytus!

[EddieMcD]

"One day, I will take over FIRST and hold it ransom for one ::insert pinky in mouth:: biiiiiilllon dollars!"

[Amanda Morrison]

In a cruel twist, FIRST students are forced to watch a young Tytus Gerrish shake it like a polaroid picture.

[Billfred]

Well, I figure it's time for me to avoid wearing out my grace period under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule.

So first place goes to...

Originally Posted by JVN

We're gonna partaaaay like it's nineteen-ninety-nine!!
...whaddaya mean I'm off by a decade?!?

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by dlavery

After a massive investigation, researchers have tracked the outbreak of "Shake-Your-Booty-Pox" all the way back to the original victim of the disease. In this old photograph of Patient Zero, also known as "Mr. Git-down-wit'-yo'-bad-self," it is easy to spot the early effects of the malady. Initial symptoms include a unique sense of fashion, overwhelming rhythm, and the irrepressible need to shout "Whaaoow!" like James Brown every ten minutes.

"I feeeeel good! Na na na na na na na..."

(You might be able to blame Dave's finish this week on the fact that James Brown made the local news this week. He held a toy drive near here, since he's all South Carolinian and such.)

As for honorable mentions...it's Christmas. Twos for everyone!

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Dorienne Plait

Tytus Mini-Me: *in a high voice* Raise the roof! Raise the roof y'all!
Arefin: *shakes head in dismay* Oh man...*leaves with a hat low over his face*

So the new scores are...

  MissInformation	72
  T. Hoffman	60
  Gary Dillard	58
  Greencactus3	58
  JVN	51
  Dlavery	51
  Michelle 236	43
  Dorienne Plait	41
  DCA Fan	39
  Andy Baker	37
  GateRunner	37
  Greg Needel	36
  Elgin Clock	35
  "Big Mike"	33
  EddieMcD	33
  Amanda Morrison	31
  Jay H 237	31
  Bcahn836	28
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  Rich Wong	26
  JosephM	20
  Brandon Martus	19
  Matt Attallah	19
  Eugenia Gabrielov	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Tkwetzel	16
  Lil' Lavery	15
  Shyra1353	14
  VGMasterShadow	13
  Astronouth7303	13
  Kyle45	11
  Wetzel	10
  Tom Schindler	10
  Jessica Boucher	8
  DanielBCR	8
  Squirrelrock	8
  Aignam	7
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  Arefin Bari	6
  George1083	6
  ZACH P.	6
  RogerR	5
  Meli W.	5
  Ken Patton	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  Yan Wang	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  Denman	2
  DJ Fluck	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  Jake177	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Karinka13	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  DanielBCR	1
  ElfMaster	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Sanddrag	1

With this contest, Dorienne becomes the top contestant never to win a contest. And now Dave can no longer boast he's three times funnier than JVN--they're tied! How will this shake out next week? Find out...in ten minutes when I post the next one!

(and, as always, PM or IM or send smoke signals if I've screwed up something)

[Dorienne]

Originally Posted by Billfred

With this contest, Dorienne becomes the top contestant never to win a contest.

Yeah thanks for the embarrassing little remark there. I appreciate that.
Look I'm not funny enough okay?! I'm sorry if that disgraces you..*runs away crying*