CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #25

[Kyle Love]

"ARRRR get off my balls!!!!"

[GateRunner]

And now we see two nerds in their native environment, very protective of their gathered field objects. It would be very dangerous to approach them now, as we can see the larger male is displaying aggression.

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Somebody told Elgin it would take some major balls to figure out the 2006 game hint, so he's getting ready to roll!

[Jay H 237]

Elgin, doing his best Jesse James impression, tries to decide what type of monster he could build with such big balls.

[Bcahn836]

27, 28, 29, 30, ready or not here i come.

Elgin, "Ha Ha Ha they will never be able to find me.

[Tytus Gerrish]

yay we're making fun of elgin and not me

[tkwetzel]

No matter what Elgin tries to do, he will never be as cute as Tytus!

[MissInformation]

"Quit your whining and keep looking! I know Dave hid that hint around here somewhere..."

[DCA Fan]

Over here we have two of the largest Lemon Heads ever created.....

[Gary Dillard]

"Mentor Cloning a Qualified Success"

(CD) Researchers at DEKA corporation revealed the latest results of their ongoing experimentation with FIRST mentor cloning yesterday. Shown here in the incubator are the remaining eggs, with 1 mentor who has already hatched and 1 student who apparently hatched prematurely; several others appeared ready. "Our deadline was January 8th, 2005 so we're pretty pleased" said head researcher Dr. L. Ginclock. "Although they still appear somewhat disoriented, the behavior is somewhat expected since mentors don't like to leave the familiar surroundings of FIRST equipment. We have trouble getting real mentors to leave in between seasons also."

According to Dr. L. Ginclock, the mentors were cloned from the blood, sweat and tears of mentors from a previous chairman's award winning team, Buzz Robotics. "They retained the familiar bright yellow color, but some of the other attributes were apparently affected by the magic smoke and Lithium grease we mixed in." The first 2 clones appear to act more like a Sie-H2O-Bot mentor and student, Ginclock said. "It's still a Connecticut team, so we're not too far off."

[Astronouth7303]

"Get down! They'll see us!"

[Steve W]

I know I'm late but I couldn't resist.

Hatched on time, the Blue Eyed Safety Bird. Native to FIRST events and taken off the endangered species list.