CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #25

[dlavery]

Originally Posted by dlavery

Sheesh, I REALLY gotta get these warts cut off...

Scratch that, I like this one better:

Person on the left: "Sheesh Elgin, how come I always get stuck being the BACK END when we dress up as a 'Big Lumpy Yellow Caterpillar Thingy' for Halloween?!?"

[Dorienne]

Elgin: "Hey Mini-Tytus, want to play peekaboo?" *ducks down, comes back up* PEEKABOO! *ducks down, comes back up again* PEEKABOO!
Kevin: "Oh gosh, I'm never coming out."

[Bcahn836]

27, 28, 29, 30, ready or not here i come.

Elgin, "Ha Ha Ha they will never be able to find me.

[Tytus Gerrish]

yay we're making fun of elgin and not me

[tkwetzel]

No matter what Elgin tries to do, he will never be as cute as Tytus!

[MissInformation]

"Quit your whining and keep looking! I know Dave hid that hint around here somewhere..."

[DCA Fan]

Over here we have two of the largest Lemon Heads ever created.....

[Gary Dillard]

"Mentor Cloning a Qualified Success"

(CD) Researchers at DEKA corporation revealed the latest results of their ongoing experimentation with FIRST mentor cloning yesterday. Shown here in the incubator are the remaining eggs, with 1 mentor who has already hatched and 1 student who apparently hatched prematurely; several others appeared ready. "Our deadline was January 8th, 2005 so we're pretty pleased" said head researcher Dr. L. Ginclock. "Although they still appear somewhat disoriented, the behavior is somewhat expected since mentors don't like to leave the familiar surroundings of FIRST equipment. We have trouble getting real mentors to leave in between seasons also."

According to Dr. L. Ginclock, the mentors were cloned from the blood, sweat and tears of mentors from a previous chairman's award winning team, Buzz Robotics. "They retained the familiar bright yellow color, but some of the other attributes were apparently affected by the magic smoke and Lithium grease we mixed in." The first 2 clones appear to act more like a Sie-H2O-Bot mentor and student, Ginclock said. "It's still a Connecticut team, so we're not too far off."

[Astronouth7303]

"Get down! They'll see us!"

[Bcahn836]

So... Who wins?

[Greg Needel]

ha ha late entry....

"crouching robot, hidden elgin"

[Billfred]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you have a New Year's Eve show, plus six hours of work, plus getting your car back together.

Of course, if you argue that WUSC is work (which, IMHO, it is), then I can always invoke the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule. So, um, yeah.

Either way, first place goes to...

Originally Posted by Eugenia Gabrielov

Somebody told Elgin it would take some major balls to figure out the 2006 game hint, so he's getting ready to roll!

And second place...

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

"Mentor Cloning a Qualified Success"

(CD) Researchers at DEKA corporation revealed the latest results of their ongoing experimentation with FIRST mentor cloning yesterday. Shown here in the incubator are the remaining eggs, with 1 mentor who has already hatched and 1 student who apparently hatched prematurely; several others appeared ready. "Our deadline was January 8th, 2005 so we're pretty pleased" said head researcher Dr. L. Ginclock. "Although they still appear somewhat disoriented, the behavior is somewhat expected since mentors don't like to leave the familiar surroundings of FIRST equipment. We have trouble getting real mentors to leave in between seasons also."

According to Dr. L. Ginclock, the mentors were cloned from the blood, sweat and tears of mentors from a previous chairman's award winning team, Buzz Robotics. "They retained the familiar bright yellow color, but some of the other attributes were apparently affected by the magic smoke and Lithium grease we mixed in." The first 2 clones appear to act more like a Sie-H2O-Bot mentor and student, Ginclock said. "It's still a Connecticut team, so we're not too far off."

Honorable mentions:
Arefin Bari
Jessica Boucher
T. Hoffman
Rich Wong
shyra1353
Michelle 236
dlavery
Dorienne Plait
MissInformation
DCA Fan

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by tkwetzel

No matter what Elgin tries to do, he will never be as cute as Tytus!

So the scores are...

  MissInformation	74
  Gary Dillard	63
  T. Hoffman	62
  Greencactus3	58
  Dlavery	53
  JVN	51
  Michelle 236	45
  Dorienne Plait	43
  DCA Fan	41
  GateRunner	38
  Andy Baker	37
  Greg Needel	36
  Elgin Clock	35
  "Big Mike"	33
  EddieMcD	33
  Jay H 237	32
  Amanda Morrison	31
  Eugenia Gabrielov	29
  Bcahn836	29
  Rich Wong	28
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  Matt Attallah	20
  JosephM	20
  Brandon Martus	19
  Tkwetzel	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Shyra1353	16
  Lil' Lavery	15
  Astronouth7303	14
  VGMasterShadow	13
  Kyle45	12
  Jessica Boucher	10
  Wetzel	10
  Tom Schindler	10
  Arefin Bari	8
  DanielBCR	8
  Squirrelrock	8
  Aignam	7
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  George1083	6
  RogerR	6
  ZACH P.	6
  Meli W.	5
  Ken Patton	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  Yan Wang	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  Denman	2
  DJ Fluck	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  Jake177	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Karinka13	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  DanielBCR	1
  ElfMaster	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Sanddrag	1

Also covered under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Freaking Much Rule, I'll be posting the next contest in five or ten minutes.

[Steve W]

I know I'm late but I couldn't resist.

Hatched on time, the Blue Eyed Safety Bird. Native to FIRST events and taken off the endangered species list.