CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #26

[GateRunner]

Lady: "Does he know the safety is on?"

[dlavery]

/me (in best Elmer Fudd voice): "...'cause it's wabbit season!"

Heidi (in best Bugs Bunny voice): "No, it's duck season!"

Cathy (in best Daffy Duck voice): "Rabbit season!"

Heidi: "Duck season!"

Cathy: "Rabbit season!"

Heidi: "Duc... no! It's ELMER SEASON!"

Me: "Uh-oh..."

[Yan Wang]

"What NASA doesn't know can't hurt them!"

[greencactus3]

[nonentry]oh no!!!! i forgot to submit one for #25
gotta make up for those lost points now[/nonentry]

whoa. did Dave just sprout another leg?....with khakis shorts on?

[VGMasterShadow]

His parents should've played it safe year and got Dave a sweater.

[Gary Dillard]

Originally Posted by The Heidi Foster Rule

Preventing anyone from entering the caption contest by means of any feat of engineering is prohibited. This rule shall not apply if both the victim and Billfred are laughing after the act has been committed.

West Palm Beach Police arrested Gary Dillard, 44, of Wellington on charges that he hired a hit man to take out Heidi Foster (aka MissInformation) of Herndon, VA. Sources say Dillard had moved back into second place in the well known "CD Unofficial Caption Contest" behind Foster, and he contracted with NASA engineer Dave Lavery for the hit, since Dave would have also benefited from Ms. Foster's demise. Police in Herndon released this photograph of the attempted hit, which indicates that Dillard overestimated Lavery's ability to carry out the act. Caption Contest Sponsor Billfred said "if it had been succesful Dillard would have been disqualified anyway, since this would qualify as a 'feat of engineering'. If he had hired an English major like Amanda Morrison, that would have been OK."

[Steve W]

Said in a Wiazrd of Oz voice:

"I am the Mighty Dave. One false move and the Wicked Witch of the West is history"

[Rich Kressly]

"Anyone know anything about a missing plastic flamingo from NASA HQ? I should mention before you answer that tampering with federal property, even if it's weird stuff from my office, is punishable by painful delivery of ChiefDelphi negative rep points."

[Koko Ed]

You've photoshopped me for the last time, Heidi...

[MissInformation]

[nonentry]Okay, I've had a horrible cold and the cold medicine just may have influenced this entry. Either that or I just couldn't think of anything for this picture so I let my brain wander, a very scary thing to do, especially since once it wanders, it's hard to get it back.[/nonentry]

It was 38 minutes past high noon and the sun beat down like, well, like a very hot sun on a very hot day. The only things roaming were cell phones, and deer and antelope refused to play. As Cathy, the schoolmarm cried on the sidelines, the two gunslingers faced each other, grit and determination showing clearly on their faces.

Dave the Kid: “I’m looking for the man who shot my Paw.”
Wild Heidi Hickock: “I shot Liberty Valance.”
Dave the Kid: “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
Wild Heidi Hickock: “Then I suggest you get the heck out of Dodge.”
Dave the Kid: “I thought we were in Herndon… I mean: Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?”
Wild Heidi Hickock: “I warn you, I’ve got the fastest guns in the West.”
Dave the Kid: “But we’re in the South.”
Wild Heidi Hickock: “Look, will you just stick to the script? Now I don’t wanna to kill you and you don’t wanna to be dead.”
Dave the Kid: “Script? You’re just stealing lines from old spaghetti westerns to create this… this monstrosity, this Ramen Noodle Western…”

It could never be determined who fired first, but the Ok Corral was never okay again.

[Squirrelrock]

What happens to Dave when he gets gis bands and lyrics missed up:

"Squirt me again, I ain't dead yet!"



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Come on, Dave!
We need more lyrics!
(I'll bring you fresh KK doughnuts at VCU's regional! )

[Bcahn836]

I guess thats what happens when you tease Dave about his Hawaiian shirts

[Squirrelrock]

Originally Posted by Squirrelrock

What happens to Dave when he gets gis bands and lyrics missed up:

"Squirt me again, I ain't dead yet!"



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Come on, Dave!
We need more lyrics!
(I'll bring you fresh KK doughnuts at VCU's regional! )

<nonentry>I meant *HIS, not gis. oh well. </nonentry>

[DCA Fan]

Dave- Looks like I've finally got you where I want you Heidi... *evil laugh*

Heidi- NOOO!! Please! I won't touch Photoshop ever again! I promise! AHHHH!!!!

[tkwetzel]

Dave's thoughts: "I can have fun torturing her all I want and little does she know that I hired the 116 'bratlings' to toss her in the pool when I'm done with her.