CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27

[dlavery]

... and they told me that if I just rub the lamp long enough and REALLY, REALLY believe hard enough, then a genie will come out and grant me three wishes!

Waddaya mean this is the wrong lamp?!?!!

[Dorienne]

Kid: Must...not..loooooooooook...Must...not..looooooooo ook!
Mr. Cokeley: Hey kid..you doing okay?
Kid: MUST...NOT..LOOK!!!!!!
Mr. Cokeley: ....Right...*glances at Bharat* Where's the nearest psycho ward?

[Marc P.]

"So, if I mount this to the roof of my car, I can really pull people over??"

[tkwetzel]

Wayne C.: "What? We didn't get any LED's in this years kit?"
Kid in picture: "We still have this !"

[tkwetzel]

Oh yeah...forgot this part: Keep it to one week if it does not impede on your schedule too much.

[Gary Dillard]

I'm for the every week thing I suppose.

<rejected entry> (you guys are probably too young to get this) No, a Bud light

<actual entry>
OK, stick a team number on 4 sides of him and let's see if we can get him to pass inspection this time.

[DCA Fan]

"Yess maaaasster......" *spoken Igor style*

[GateRunner]

"Are you kidding?! The magic Crystal ball knows and tells all! Do you doubt me!?

[Amanda Morrison]

"... So yeah, even though I got a ticket, I stole his light when he wasn't looking!"

A REAL college trophy.

[Squirrelrock]

<Igor lisp>
I wonderth if I couldth manage to geth oneth of thethse in here?
*looks in kid's head*
No problemths, master
</lisp>
<irate master voice>
For the last time, I told you to STOP LISPING!
</voice>
<Igor lisp>
But ith tradithional, masssther *emphasis on lisp*
</Igor lisp>
<irate master voice>
</voice>
<enraged master voice>
GAAAAHHH!
</voice>
*pop*
<Igor lisp>
Here, leth me sew your head back in plathce, master.
</lisp>

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Go read Terry Prachet novels to get the full meaning of the joke. specifically, the one with the non-lisping Igor.

[Kyle Love]

"yeah, this is Hammonds light from 02...IT's GOIN' ON EBAY!!!!"

[Rich Wong]

*Bill, I vote for a caption contest every week if it is not to much trouble; waiting two weeks is too long (I'll go crazy)*

<Entry>
"LOOK in to the light Mr. C….

LOOK in to the light….

You will DO as I ask…

You WILL allow meeeeee to join Team 25…

You will NOT make me go for pizza and soda…

You WILL allow me to drive the BOT…

You will keep Big Mike from AWAY from me…

You will obey me ... YOU will obey....."

[VGMasterShadow]

Kid; Just because something is shiny and glows a lot doesn't mean it's edible. Now if you excuse me, I'm off on my lunch break. *chews on red light siren* What are you looking at? It's high in fiber.

[Squirrelrock]

oh yeah, once a week is better than once every other week if you can pull it off.

[Denman]

"am i as red as the light yet?!"