CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #27

[Dorienne]

Kid: Must...not..loooooooooook...Must...not..looooooooo ook!
Mr. Cokeley: Hey kid..you doing okay?
Kid: MUST...NOT..LOOK!!!!!!
Mr. Cokeley: ....Right...*glances at Bharat* Where's the nearest psycho ward?

[Marc P.]

"So, if I mount this to the roof of my car, I can really pull people over??"

[tkwetzel]

Wayne C.: "What? We didn't get any LED's in this years kit?"
Kid in picture: "We still have this !"

[tkwetzel]

Oh yeah...forgot this part: Keep it to one week if it does not impede on your schedule too much.

[Gary Dillard]

I'm for the every week thing I suppose.

<rejected entry> (you guys are probably too young to get this) No, a Bud light

<actual entry>
OK, stick a team number on 4 sides of him and let's see if we can get him to pass inspection this time.

[DCA Fan]

"Yess maaaasster......" *spoken Igor style*

[GateRunner]

"Are you kidding?! The magic Crystal ball knows and tells all! Do you doubt me!?

[Amanda Morrison]

"... So yeah, even though I got a ticket, I stole his light when he wasn't looking!"

A REAL college trophy.

[Squirrelrock]

<Igor lisp>
I wonderth if I couldth manage to geth oneth of thethse in here?
*looks in kid's head*
No problemths, master
</lisp>
<irate master voice>
For the last time, I told you to STOP LISPING!
</voice>
<Igor lisp>
But ith tradithional, masssther *emphasis on lisp*
</Igor lisp>
<irate master voice>
</voice>
<enraged master voice>
GAAAAHHH!
</voice>
*pop*
<Igor lisp>
Here, leth me sew your head back in plathce, master.
</lisp>

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Go read Terry Prachet novels to get the full meaning of the joke. specifically, the one with the non-lisping Igor.

[Kyle Love]

"yeah, this is Hammonds light from 02...IT's GOIN' ON EBAY!!!!"

[Rich Wong]

*Bill, I vote for a caption contest every week if it is not to much trouble; waiting two weeks is too long (I'll go crazy)*

<Entry>
"LOOK in to the light Mr. C….

LOOK in to the light….

You will DO as I ask…

You WILL allow meeeeee to join Team 25…

You will NOT make me go for pizza and soda…

You WILL allow me to drive the BOT…

You will keep Big Mike from AWAY from me…

You will obey me ... YOU will obey....."

[VGMasterShadow]

Kid; Just because something is shiny and glows a lot doesn't mean it's edible. Now if you excuse me, I'm off on my lunch break. *chews on red light siren* What are you looking at? It's high in fiber.

[Squirrelrock]

oh yeah, once a week is better than once every other week if you can pull it off.

[Denman]

"am i as red as the light yet?!"

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, I'm judging it already. (And to whoever sent the brownies--I'm not touching them.)

By the way, congratulations to Dave Lavery for being the recipient of the...

I AM (slightly funnier than) JOHN V-NEUN AWARD

at the 2005 Kickoff. (I guess I should pat myself on the back for being able to haul a frame with glass in it from Columbia to Manchester without breaking it--and this is including using Independence Air's check-your-bag-ten-feet-from-the-plane-and-pick-it-up-there-when-you-land thing, since my bag apparently doesn't fit under their seats.)

But enough blabbering. First place goes to...

Originally Posted by dlavery

... and they told me that if I just rub the lamp long enough and REALLY, REALLY believe hard enough, then a genie will come out and grant me three wishes!

Waddaya mean this is the wrong lamp?!?!!

And second place...

Originally Posted by greencactus3

weeeeell i waaaaas holding the robot up above the stage so everyone in the audience could see.....and.... well i guess i didnt have a good enough grip...but hey, the rotating light still works!

And a few honorable mentions...

Jay H 237
Eugenia Gabrielov
Steve W
Koko Ed
Kyle45
T. Hoffman
shyra1353
tkwetzel
Gary Dillard (and the rejected entry was better, Gary...you forget, the judge is in college! I don't drink, but I hear enough about it.)
Marc P.
GateRunner
Amanda Morrison
Rich Wong
VGMasterShadow

And since certain people noted that I didn't do a burn award last week (cough)dez(cough), this week I'm doing two!

Originally Posted by MissInformation

"Uh-oh... maybe if I distract them with this red light, they won't realize I just farted..."

and...

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

"My lightbulb just clicked on! Oh sure, I had to lift it up... doesn't mean I'm slow or anything... stop looking at me like that!"

Which means the scores are...

  MissInformation	79
  Gary Dillard	68
  T. Hoffman	66
  Dlavery	65
  Greencactus3	64
  JVN	51
  Michelle 236	45
  Dorienne Plait	45
  Jay H 237	44
  DCA Fan	44
  GateRunner	40
  Greg Needel	38
  Andy Baker	37
  EddieMcD	36
  Elgin Clock	35
  Amanda Morrison	33
  "Big Mike"	33
  Eugenia Gabrielov	33
  Rich Wong	31
  Bcahn836	31
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  Tkwetzel	23
  Matt Attallah	20
  JosephM	20
  Brandon Martus	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Shyra1353	18
  VGMasterShadow	16
  Kyle45	16
  Lil' Lavery	15
  Astronouth7303	15
  Jessica Boucher	10
  Wetzel	10
  Squirrelrock	10
  Tom Schindler	10
  Aignam	9
  Arefin Bari	8
  DanielBCR	8
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  Meli W.	7
  George1083	6
  RogerR	6
  ZACH P.	6
  Ken Patton	4
  Koko Ed	4
  Steve W	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  Yan Wang	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  Denman	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  DJ Fluck	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  Jake177	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Joshua May	2
  Karinka13	2
  Marc P.	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  DanielBCR	1
  ElfMaster	1
  IMDWalrus	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Sanddrag	1

Until...uhh....ten minutes from now....