CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #29

[GateRunner]

Matt Downs: "Gary, he only got knocked out with a tetra, you didn't need to give him mouth to mouth..."

Gary: "Oh...."

Me, on the floor: "....."


(Don't hurt me, gary )

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Things start to get hazey towards the end of build season...

Matt & Company: OMG IT'S MOVING! By itself!

Gary: Robot? ROBOT! My prrrrrrrrrrrrrrecious.

[Bcahn836]

Girl on the right, "What is it?"
Guy on the left, " I dunno"
Guy in the back, " Looks familiar"
Guy in center, " Its a freshmen a newbie"
All, " oooooo ahhhhhh"

[Koko Ed]

mine.

[Alex Cormier]

wow... so that's the white stuff called "snow".

[Jay H 237]

<Gary>

"Hey, I'll leave the lid up and you keep hitting the copy button, then we'll see who can stare at the light in the photo copier the longest! Remember, if you blink, you're out.
Oh yeah, one last thing. When we're done I want one of the copies for my Who Am I pic on Chief Delphi. I know it's bound to scare the heck out of everyone who looks at it!"

[Steve W]

Gary opens the box of Krispy Kreams and finally sees the light.

[MissInformation]

When questioned by reporters, S.P.A.M. team members disclosed Gary's last words: "Ooooh... I wonder what this button does!"

[Gary Dillard]

<makes note to take more pictures of Billfred in compromising situations> OK everyone, be kind. Have I ever poked fun at you? OK, maybe Heidi. and JVN. And Dave Lavery. and Andy Baker. and .... all right, I guess I deserve it.

[entry]
Gary: "What's this on the floor? 'Team 71 2005 strategy and design notebook'?"
Tiffany, Dan, Matt, April: "MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE....."
Gary: <Remembers Gracious Professionalism> DRAT! I better call Bill and get this in the mail.
[/entry]

[VGMasterShadow]

In the year 2005 AD.
The preparations for the regionals were beginning.

Kid 1; What happen?
Kid 2; Someone set up us the bot.
Kid 3; We get signal.
Kid 1; What?
Kid 3; Main screen turn on.
Kid 1; It's you.
Gary; HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMAN?
Gary; ALL YOUR BOTS ARE BELONG TO US.
Gary; YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO DELETION.
Kid 1; What you say?
Gary; YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
Gary; HAHAHA
Kid 1; Take off every bot.
Kid 1; For great tetras.
Kid 1; I know what I'm doing.

[Squirrelrock]

Guinness World Records, here we come!

We're trying to get the record for the most apples bobbed for in one minute. Here goes nothing!

Splash :splutter: cough repeat

[richardp]

Heidi: "That's nothing; you should see where I have 'I ♥ Dave Lavery' tattooed - I'd post a picture but I'm afraid it violates the forum rules"

"Oh so thats where she put it!"

[tkwetzel]

Gary Dillard, creator and owner of SPAM has begun a cult following among high school students, whom he has wear black shirts that say SPAM in big letters. He also leads them in chants in crowded areas to promote his failing product. Here he is seen recruiting a new member; who can turn away from a glare so blinding?

[Kyle Love]

"See kids this is how that new gum-flabbed camera thing-a-ma-jigger works!"