Engineering slogans

[Omni L]

Originally Posted by DanLevin247

For OCCRA, an off season robotics league, I had a little fun with our lable maker, labling such things as "band saw" "grinder" "floor" "window" "tom" "tools" and most importantly, "robot"

On that note we borrow a labelmaker early last quarter and labeled all kinds of things around our new, larger shop; most prominently our mid floor electrical sockets (which stick up about 6 inches and have 4 plugs, and make very pretty blue smoke when they short), which now read, "don't trip."
So far, only one or two people haven't tripped over them.

Oh, and my engineering slogan is:
"If it has to be perfect, find a mathematician; if you want it to work, find an engineer"

[Conor Ryan]

"Whats the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?
Mechanical Engineers build bombs, Civil Engineers build targets"

[Devil2005]

"$@#$@#$@#$@# the robots, they're supposed to be our faithful servants" - Chandler Bing (Friends)