CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

[Joe Matt]

This... THIS? I'm drinking a Diet Coke, can't I get let off the Krispy Kream thing for once, I'm *trying* to live a HEALTHY lifestyle here....

[Bcahn836]

And then the rover jumped into the crater like this

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

"Pssst. Gary? You still down there? OK! She's distracted...

Now when you're done with Billfred..."

[Dorienne]

Heidi: *whispering* And do you see those ugly hawaiian shirts he wears? Oh man I just want to hide when we're in public..
Dave: *glares* Don't make me dump my Diet Coke on you...

[Travis Hoffman]

*Dave puts on his best sexy "come hither" look, unbuttoning the top button on his shirt for maximum macho man effect*

"Heyyyy, sweet thang. Why don't you come over here and give me a little sugah? This Diet Coke just ain't cuttin' it."

[tkwetzel]

Dave's autonomous code and vision system has locked onto the gray of Heidi's shirt and it is only a matter of seconds before he goes in for the kill. His mighty end effector to be used in the attack was witnessed in Billfred's Unofficial CD Caption Contest #26 a few weeks ago.

[GateRunner]

"Yes, its a diet coke. What are you laughing at? Don't make me backhand you..."

[Kyle Love]

"what do you mean....diet coke is a form of rocket fuel????!?!?!!?"

[Bcahn836]

Dave, " This will make a good hint for the 2006 season, uh oh someone is coming" (slips paper into diet coke can) "Step back or I will get my specially modified NASA space gun again like in caption contest 26"

[Alex Cormier]

watch and learn kiddies, i can stuff my hand into this tiny Diet Coke can! it's all in the physics.

[Jay H 237]

I wonder how the diet Coke would look in her hair?!

[Rich Wong]

Dave (low, low voice):Where is my STUFF?

Girl in pink (nervous low voice): It’s.. it’s in the basement.

Dave: It better be all there, you shorted me last year. I don’t like that.

Girl: It’s all there, this year I took care of it myself.

Dave: It better be fresh.

Girl: Yes, yes, yes…. I promise.

Dave (frowning): And you got me the nut covered crème fill ones, right?

Girl: yeeeeesssss….yes.

Dave: Ok…. The 2005 hint is under the cookie jar in the kitchen. Nice doing business with you.

(sorry if the girl in pink is really a guy in pink.... I couldn't tell)

[EricS-Team180]

Dave*thoughtfully*: well...think of the Chinese lantern as Phobos and this here 'lil Coke can as a small asteroid...

[GateRunner]

"No, that is not a Diet Coke stain! Nope, it isn't! Nope!
...
Go away..."

[VGMasterShadow]

Dave; This is the Dietus Coketus, look at my grip, Oh, MY WONDEROUS GRIP. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Guess what? I have a can. Of soda. Oh, and by the way. ALL YOUR SODA ARE BELONG TO ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now hand over all your Krispy Kremes. What are you looking at? Don't make come over there. You'll be sssssoooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy.

There is a moral of this story, somewhere. Oh yeah, never trust Dave with a can of soda and a squirt gun. Or you'll be sorry.