CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

[Bcahn836]

And then the rover jumped into the crater like this

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

"Pssst. Gary? You still down there? OK! She's distracted...

Now when you're done with Billfred..."

[Dorienne]

Heidi: *whispering* And do you see those ugly hawaiian shirts he wears? Oh man I just want to hide when we're in public..
Dave: *glares* Don't make me dump my Diet Coke on you...

[Travis Hoffman]

*Dave puts on his best sexy "come hither" look, unbuttoning the top button on his shirt for maximum macho man effect*

"Heyyyy, sweet thang. Why don't you come over here and give me a little sugah? This Diet Coke just ain't cuttin' it."

[tkwetzel]

Dave's autonomous code and vision system has locked onto the gray of Heidi's shirt and it is only a matter of seconds before he goes in for the kill. His mighty end effector to be used in the attack was witnessed in Billfred's Unofficial CD Caption Contest #26 a few weeks ago.

[GateRunner]

"Yes, its a diet coke. What are you laughing at? Don't make me backhand you..."

[Kyle Love]

"what do you mean....diet coke is a form of rocket fuel????!?!?!!?"

[Bcahn836]

Dave, " This will make a good hint for the 2006 season, uh oh someone is coming" (slips paper into diet coke can) "Step back or I will get my specially modified NASA space gun again like in caption contest 26"

[Alex Cormier]

watch and learn kiddies, i can stuff my hand into this tiny Diet Coke can! it's all in the physics.

[Jay H 237]

I wonder how the diet Coke would look in her hair?!

[Rich Wong]

Dave (low, low voice):Where is my STUFF?

Girl in pink (nervous low voice): It’s.. it’s in the basement.

Dave: It better be all there, you shorted me last year. I don’t like that.

Girl: It’s all there, this year I took care of it myself.

Dave: It better be fresh.

Girl: Yes, yes, yes…. I promise.

Dave (frowning): And you got me the nut covered crème fill ones, right?

Girl: yeeeeesssss….yes.

Dave: Ok…. The 2005 hint is under the cookie jar in the kitchen. Nice doing business with you.

(sorry if the girl in pink is really a guy in pink.... I couldn't tell)

[EricS-Team180]

Dave*thoughtfully*: well...think of the Chinese lantern as Phobos and this here 'lil Coke can as a small asteroid...

[Koko Ed]

Head obey my command: explode!

[Alex Cormier]

Dave in a deep deep john wayne voice " you wanna try me partner... 1..2..3.. DRAW!"

[DCA Fan]

Dave - "Heidi's gonna get it for that Photoshop pic......this soda is going right on her head....bwahahahaha..."