CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

[tkwetzel]

Dave's autonomous code and vision system has locked onto the gray of Heidi's shirt and it is only a matter of seconds before he goes in for the kill. His mighty end effector to be used in the attack was witnessed in Billfred's Unofficial CD Caption Contest #26 a few weeks ago.

[GateRunner]

"Yes, its a diet coke. What are you laughing at? Don't make me backhand you..."

[Kyle Love]

"what do you mean....diet coke is a form of rocket fuel????!?!?!!?"

[Bcahn836]

Dave, " This will make a good hint for the 2006 season, uh oh someone is coming" (slips paper into diet coke can) "Step back or I will get my specially modified NASA space gun again like in caption contest 26"

[Alex Cormier]

watch and learn kiddies, i can stuff my hand into this tiny Diet Coke can! it's all in the physics.

[Jay H 237]

I wonder how the diet Coke would look in her hair?!

[Rich Wong]

Dave (low, low voice):Where is my STUFF?

Girl in pink (nervous low voice): It’s.. it’s in the basement.

Dave: It better be all there, you shorted me last year. I don’t like that.

Girl: It’s all there, this year I took care of it myself.

Dave: It better be fresh.

Girl: Yes, yes, yes…. I promise.

Dave (frowning): And you got me the nut covered crème fill ones, right?

Girl: yeeeeesssss….yes.

Dave: Ok…. The 2005 hint is under the cookie jar in the kitchen. Nice doing business with you.

(sorry if the girl in pink is really a guy in pink.... I couldn't tell)

[EricS-Team180]

Dave*thoughtfully*: well...think of the Chinese lantern as Phobos and this here 'lil Coke can as a small asteroid...

[Koko Ed]

Head obey my command: explode!

[richardp]

Dave:"No you need more snap like this (Demonstrates) now look if you are gonna model you need to keep the pounds down so drink diet."
Heidi: "Look Dave your O.K...no,no,no this cant get on CD I dont even have my camera on me right now." (checks to make sure someone else is waiting with camera)
Dave:"I swear it pays good just look at my shiny watch isnt it fabulous!!"

[nehalita]

dave: did you just make fun of my soda?

[Alex Cormier]

Dave in a deep deep john wayne voice " you wanna try me partner... 1..2..3.. DRAW!"

[Cyberguy34000]

Dave: No! This is my diet coke! No! You can not have the 2006 Game Clue! No! You cannot.... Say, is that thing glazed?

[Cyberguy34000]

Dave: Are those things glazed?

Girl in Pink:

[JamizzleHavok13]

I'll trade you this fabulous, ultra-delicious half drank can of Diet Coke for a bite of that...succulent...glazed... *salivates*
...
*drops can*