CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

[Alex Cormier]

watch and learn kiddies, i can stuff my hand into this tiny Diet Coke can! it's all in the physics.

[Jay H 237]

I wonder how the diet Coke would look in her hair?!

[Rich Wong]

Dave (low, low voice):Where is my STUFF?

Girl in pink (nervous low voice): It’s.. it’s in the basement.

Dave: It better be all there, you shorted me last year. I don’t like that.

Girl: It’s all there, this year I took care of it myself.

Dave: It better be fresh.

Girl: Yes, yes, yes…. I promise.

Dave (frowning): And you got me the nut covered crème fill ones, right?

Girl: yeeeeesssss….yes.

Dave: Ok…. The 2005 hint is under the cookie jar in the kitchen. Nice doing business with you.

(sorry if the girl in pink is really a guy in pink.... I couldn't tell)

[EricS-Team180]

Dave*thoughtfully*: well...think of the Chinese lantern as Phobos and this here 'lil Coke can as a small asteroid...

[Koko Ed]

Head obey my command: explode!

[richardp]

Dave:"No you need more snap like this (Demonstrates) now look if you are gonna model you need to keep the pounds down so drink diet."
Heidi: "Look Dave your O.K...no,no,no this cant get on CD I dont even have my camera on me right now." (checks to make sure someone else is waiting with camera)
Dave:"I swear it pays good just look at my shiny watch isnt it fabulous!!"

[nehalita]

dave: did you just make fun of my soda?

[Alex Cormier]

Dave in a deep deep john wayne voice " you wanna try me partner... 1..2..3.. DRAW!"

[Cyberguy34000]

Dave: No! This is my diet coke! No! You can not have the 2006 Game Clue! No! You cannot.... Say, is that thing glazed?

[Cyberguy34000]

Dave: Are those things glazed?

Girl in Pink:

[JamizzleHavok13]

I'll trade you this fabulous, ultra-delicious half drank can of Diet Coke for a bite of that...succulent...glazed... *salivates*
...
*drops can*

[Gary Dillard]

<GREAT! Who invited him? Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact.....CRAP!>
"Oh hi Dave Really? You don't look like a phenyl-ketoneuric. Are you sure that Aspartame is affecting you? No, I doubt if they have any Tang here - did you actually drink that stuff? Yeah, yeah, ...'other car is on Mars', I know. What? No, I don't want another game hint. Look, I really gotta be going..... sure Dave, you're funnier than Gary and Heidi put together. I'll be sure to tell Billfred. See ya' later." <Gag!>

[JVN]

This may be funnier to the college kids...

Dave: "PARTY FOOOOUUULLLL!!!"

[DCA Fan]

Dave - "Heidi's gonna get it for that Photoshop pic......this soda is going right on her head....bwahahahaha..."

[Squirrelrock]

<guy with camera doing best Steve Irwin imitation>
And here, we have the dangerous Scientistious Nasaious, also know as Dave Lavery. He normally is in a good mood, but if he sees Krispy Kreme donuts, look out! He becomes a dangerous critter.

We had out expendable stunt double place some KK donuts over there (points right) to see if... Oh! Look! He's caught the scent! *Dave sniffs the air* He's got a visual! Oh, now Heidi's gone and gotten in his way! Stay back, and let's watch what happens.
*Dave pulls out the squirt gun from #26 and starts shooting at Heidi*
Now that she has backed down, Dave's going in for the kill.
*Dave stalks donuts*
Here he goes...
*Dave pounces*
Oh, just look at that form! Such a perfect jump, with perfect timing! It doesn't look like those donuts will last much longer!