CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #30

[Koko Ed]

Head obey my command: explode!

[richardp]

Dave:"No you need more snap like this (Demonstrates) now look if you are gonna model you need to keep the pounds down so drink diet."
Heidi: "Look Dave your O.K...no,no,no this cant get on CD I dont even have my camera on me right now." (checks to make sure someone else is waiting with camera)
Dave:"I swear it pays good just look at my shiny watch isnt it fabulous!!"

[nehalita]

dave: did you just make fun of my soda?

[GateRunner]

"No, that is not a Diet Coke stain! Nope, it isn't! Nope!
...
Go away..."

[VGMasterShadow]

Dave; This is the Dietus Coketus, look at my grip, Oh, MY WONDEROUS GRIP. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Guess what? I have a can. Of soda. Oh, and by the way. ALL YOUR SODA ARE BELONG TO ME!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now hand over all your Krispy Kremes. What are you looking at? Don't make come over there. You'll be sssssoooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy.

There is a moral of this story, somewhere. Oh yeah, never trust Dave with a can of soda and a squirt gun. Or you'll be sorry.

[Alex Cormier]

Dave in a deep deep john wayne voice " you wanna try me partner... 1..2..3.. DRAW!"

[greencactus3]

darnit, heidi took the last mountain dew.. wonder if shell notice if i swapped it with this diet coke. come to think of it, maybe the no caffeine no sugar would work well for her

[Cyberguy34000]

Dave: No! This is my diet coke! No! You can not have the 2006 Game Clue! No! You cannot.... Say, is that thing glazed?

[Cyberguy34000]

Dave: Are those things glazed?

Girl in Pink:

[JamizzleHavok13]

I'll trade you this fabulous, ultra-delicious half drank can of Diet Coke for a bite of that...succulent...glazed... *salivates*
...
*drops can*

[Gary Dillard]

<GREAT! Who invited him? Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact.....CRAP!>
"Oh hi Dave Really? You don't look like a phenyl-ketoneuric. Are you sure that Aspartame is affecting you? No, I doubt if they have any Tang here - did you actually drink that stuff? Yeah, yeah, ...'other car is on Mars', I know. What? No, I don't want another game hint. Look, I really gotta be going..... sure Dave, you're funnier than Gary and Heidi put together. I'll be sure to tell Billfred. See ya' later." <Gag!>

[JVN]

This may be funnier to the college kids...

Dave: "PARTY FOOOOUUULLLL!!!"

[DCA Fan]

Dave - "Heidi's gonna get it for that Photoshop pic......this soda is going right on her head....bwahahahaha..."

[Squirrelrock]

<guy with camera doing best Steve Irwin imitation>
And here, we have the dangerous Scientistious Nasaious, also know as Dave Lavery. He normally is in a good mood, but if he sees Krispy Kreme donuts, look out! He becomes a dangerous critter.

We had out expendable stunt double place some KK donuts over there (points right) to see if... Oh! Look! He's caught the scent! *Dave sniffs the air* He's got a visual! Oh, now Heidi's gone and gotten in his way! Stay back, and let's watch what happens.
*Dave pulls out the squirt gun from #26 and starts shooting at Heidi*
Now that she has backed down, Dave's going in for the kill.
*Dave stalks donuts*
Here he goes...
*Dave pounces*
Oh, just look at that form! Such a perfect jump, with perfect timing! It doesn't look like those donuts will last much longer!

[Amanda Morrison]

<napoleon dynamite>

GOSH. IDIOT!

</napoleon dynamite>