CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #31

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

<not an entry>

Oh that's just wrong!

<and obviously not an entry>This from the man who caused quite a ruckus several contests ago left me speechless?

[Eria4044]

Dave: Hmmm...the tab fell into the can again...

[Lil' Lavery]

Alex didn't think he could come to a pool party and leave dry did he?



<not part of entry>
ohh, come one, you didnt even build that bike
<resume entry-ness>

[richardp]

Dave: "Do I have to?"
Heidi: "Yes."
Dave: "But I dont want to"
Heidi: "Dave it would be much easier to take the picture of you in the cloths then to paintshop them on."
Dave: And if I dont?
Heidi: "I only need to say one thing 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'"
Alex: " And you have to autograph them all!"
Heidi: " At least you know which picture we will use for the button."
Alex: " Would you rather be surprised?"
Heidi: "Hehe...like last year."
Dave: "(In low faint voice) Stupid...(*grumble*)..going along with Heidi's buttons....make three team 116 designes..Heidi's....Team's....mine?...year of Dave's revenge?"
Alex: " Are you talking to the Diet Coke can again?'"


<NOT PART OF ENTRY> I really am staring to wonder how long it will take for Dave to come after me since I dont have the insurence Heidi has?" </NOT PART OF ENTRY>

[DCA Fan]

Originally Posted by MissInformation

Heidi: "Come on, Dave, don't pout... next time I'll put you in the red negligee, instead of the black one... and if you smile for me, I'll even give you a boa!"

Dave: "Grrrrrrr..." but thinking to himself: Dang, but my legs really are hot!

<not an entry>
ACK! Bad mental image!!! Dave, the sun is a glorious thing! :-P

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by DCA Fan

<not an entry>
ACK! Bad mental image!!! Dave, the sun is a glorious thing! :-P

I agree...this caption contest is going to give me bad mental images for weeks. Or at least until I post the next one.

Oh, and a slight change of rules...the recipient of the burn award now receives negative infinity points.

First place goes to...

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

Dave: The answer is NO.

Heidi: Please….. I promise.

Dave: No. No. And no.

Heidi: I really promise this time. Cross my heart and...

Dave: N. O. You had your last chance.

Heidi: One more chance…. pa leeeezzzzz. You are leaving me with nothing to do!

Dave: Don’t care. You know my terms.

Heidi: *pause* Alright….You win, I will give up my Photoshop for a year… now will you forgive me?

(The following was a fictional situation, ‘cause Heidi would never have begged or would promised and just switch to Adobe Illustrator)

And second place...

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison

Inside Dave's Brain: "It's just a jump to the left..... and a step to the riiiiiiiiight...."

Either that, or the pelvic thrust really has driven him insane.

Honorable mentions...
T. Hoffman
tkwetzel
Gary Dillard
richardp
killerofkiller
Eugenia Gabrielov
MissInformation
dlavery
DCA Fan
Jay H 237
Kyle45
greencactus3
Squirrelrock

And the burn award is just obvious here...

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Heidi: "Dave, I have a serious concern: I think that BillFred might use this picture in his caption contest, and people might be getting sick of the similar pictures from this robot party. I'm not comfortable saying anything to him about this, but he will listen to you."

Dave: "Yeah, this is like the 4th photo he has used. I'll tactfully suggest that he moves on to other pictures, maybe from other robot parties. He is a good young man, that BillFred, and he is doing such a lovely job. I hope he takes this input well."

Heidi: "I am glad we talked. Thanks, Dave."

So the scores now are...

  MissInformation	88
  Gary Dillard	84
  Dlavery	75
  T. Hoffman	74
  Greencactus3	70
  Dorienne Plait	58
  JVN	54
  Jay H 237	50
  Rich Wong	49
  DCA Fan	48
  Michelle 236	45
  GateRunner	45
  Amanda Morrison	43
  Andy Baker	-infinity
  Elgin Clock	41
  Greg Needel	39
  Eugenia Gabrielov	39
  EddieMcD	36
  Bcahn836	35
  "Big Mike"	34
  Tkwetzel	30
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  VGMasterShadow	26
  JosephM	23
  Kyle45	22
  Matt Attallah	21
  Brandon Martus	19
  Shyra1353	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Lil' Lavery	16
  Squirrelrock	15
  Astronouth7303	15
  Richardp	14
  Tom Schindler	12
  Arefin Bari	11
  Jessica Boucher	10
  Koko Ed	10
  Wetzel	10
  Aignam	9
  DanielBCR	9
  Steve W	7
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  Meli W.	7
  George1083	6
  Nehalita	6
  RogerR	6
  ZACH P.	6
  Ken Patton	4
  Killerofkiller	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  Denman	4
  JamizzleHavok13	4
  Yan Wang	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  Marc P.	3
  Pit Bull 1126	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  DJ Fluck	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  EricS-Team180	2
  Jake177	2
  Jdiwnab	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Joshua May	2
  Karinka13	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Cyberguy34000	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  DanielBCR	1
  ElfMaster	1
  Eria4044	1
  IMDWalrus	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Sanddrag	1
  Stephen Kowski	1

Oh, and just because I feel different now, next week's burn award winner will get the usual three points.

Normally I'd say "Until next time" or something like that, but given the way the scores broke down this week....

(runs)

[Andy Baker]

Negative infinity! aaaaaaaaaaah!

Maybe I should compete with the guy who is trying to collect the red dots now.

Andy B.

(nice touch, BillFred)

[Wayne Doenges]

Girl with white top "Why did Dave just poor Diet Coke (tm) into my pants pocket?"

Wayne Doenges
CAD Mentor