CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #33

[Cory]

DK: Man these guys are cheating or something...I keep dying.
Brandon: C'mon DK, it's my turn, stop hogging the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark: Dude, you suck you have to *shoot* the guys.
DJ: You guys are all idiots, I can't believe I know you people.

[Koko Ed]

Brandon: See? I told there was a picture of Dave Lavery in a bikini.
DJ: So what? It's probably one of Heidi's photoshop maipulations.
Brandon: No. It's not.


*silence*

David Kelly: I should look away. But I can't (whimpering) I can't.

[Daniel Brim]

Brandon: So there's this one girl... her name is Amanda Morrsson. I can't stop thinking about her and I just have to read all of her posts.
D.J: I don't blame you. I love my women shrink-wrapped

[tkwetzel]

David Kelly: Those are Dave Lavery's legs?! And he is coming here?! Do I have time to run and hide?

DJ: I don't think so, looks like he just arrived cause I went blind.

[DCA Fan]

David: Dude, someone just outbid you on Dave Lavery's 1/2-eaten Krispy Kreme!
Brandon: No way, give me the link I need to get that donut!

[MissInformation]

"...and scientists prove once again that if you leave a laptop out on a table the geeks will soon gather."

[Alex Cormier]

wow look at those nice.....big.....huge.....perfectly shaped yellow balls from last years game.

[Travis Hoffman]

Welcome, everyone, to the the 10th annual Best Buy Geek Squad Olympics, where only the most ignorant, self-absorbed computer department dweebs are chosen to gather and show off their bloated technical knowledge of the wide array of crap they pawn off on the clueless American consumer every day! Each year, competition participants display allegiance to their store by wearing a variety of different colorful uniforms, and this year is no exception. Shown here next to a bunch of nerdly scrubs whose names aren't worth mentioning is Brandon Martus, from Best Buy Store #47 in Pontiac, Michigan. Brandon is a front runner for the gold this year, for not only is he a ginormous dork, he is also one of a select few in attendance who is the spawn of the devil, a common trait among Best Buy employees.

[Amanda Morrison]

Inside Clark's brain: You know, they always said Ken Leung had a nice butt... I just thought they were joking, but whoa...

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

And JVN has foiled us once again! Brandon, David, Clark and DJ have teamed up against John for rights to his birthday, only to find that John was the secret behind Master Chief, and thus our daring geeks failed to win.

[dlavery]

This is a nerd brain...



This is a nerd brain on drugs...


Any questions?

-dave

p.s. <not an entry>Due to an unfortunate chainsaw accident that is just about to happen, Koko Ed will no longer be available for commentary...</not an entry>

[richardp]

Why is it FIRST provides a game every year? I mean look one laptop can satisfy an infinite number of people. Let's just these people have not been listing to Andy Bakers sermons on how to rig the scores.....

[Billfred]

I swear, I'm going to Atlanta in disguise this year.

First place goes to...

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

Brandon: See? I told there was a picture of Dave Lavery in a bikini.
DJ: So what? It's probably one of Heidi's photoshop maipulations.
Brandon: No. It's not.


*silence*

David Kelly: I should look away. But I can't (whimpering) I can't.

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Announcer: ".... and we're STILL waiting for the official score from the scorer's table......"

Brandon: "Cool game - what's it called?"

David: "Solitaire. It comes FREE with Windows. Just check out Start/programs/accessories/games; you wouldn't believe all the cool stuff they have"

Clark: "Put the black jack on the red queen."

DJ: <I'm glad I wore a different shirt. Hopefully no-one thinks I know these guys>

Honorable mentions...
Bcahn836
Stephen Kowski
MissInformation
Rich Wong
Cory
Arefin Bari
Jay H 237
robo hottie71
DanielBCR
Andy Baker
Pit Bull 1126

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by tkwetzel

David Kelly: Those are Dave Lavery's legs?! And he is coming here?! Do I have time to run and hide?

DJ: I don't think so, looks like he just arrived cause I went blind.

So here are the scores...

  Gary Dillard	91
  MissInformation	91
  T. Hoffman	77
  Dlavery	76
  Greencactus3	73
  Dorienne Plait	58
  JVN	54
  Rich Wong	53
  Jay H 237	53
  DCA Fan	50
  Andy Baker	46
  Michelle 236	45
  Amanda Morrison	45
  GateRunner	45
  Eugenia Gabrielov	42
  Elgin Clock	41
  Greg Needel	41
  Bcahn836	38
  EddieMcD	36
  "Big Mike"	34
  Tkwetzel	34
  Brandon Martus	29
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  VGMasterShadow	26
  Matt Attallah	25
  Kyle45	24
  JosephM	23
  Koko Ed	21
  Shyra1353	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Squirrelrock	18
  Richardp	17
  Lil' Lavery	16
  Astronouth7303	15
  Arefin Bari	14
  Nehalita	12
  Tom Schindler	12
  DanielBCR	11
  Jessica Boucher	10
  Wetzel	10
  Steve W	9
  Aignam	9
  Killerofkiller	7
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  Meli W.	7
  George1083	6
  RogerR	6
  ZACH P.	6
  Pit Bull 1126	6
  Ken Patton	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  Denman	4
  JamizzleHavok13	4
  Yan Wang	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  DJ Fluck	3
  Marc P.	3
  Robo hottie71	3
  Stephen Kowski	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  Cory	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  EricS-Team180	2
  Jake177	2
  Jdiwnab	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Joshua May	2
  Karinka13	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Cyberguy34000	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  DanielBCR	1
  ElfMaster	1
  Eria4044	1
  IMDWalrus	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Sanddrag	1

And, just to make things interesting, here are the average scores for the contest thus far:

  Lil' Lavery	5.33
  Brandon Martus	4.14
  Mike Ciance	3.6
  Gary Dillard	3.5
  Richardp	3.4
  Michelle 236	3.21
  JVN	3.18
  T. Hoffman	3.08
  David Kelly	3
  Jeff Waegelin	3
  Rich Wong	2.94
  MissInformation	2.94
  Dlavery	2.81
  Dorienne Plait	2.64
  Koko Ed	2.63
  Greencactus3	2.61
  Elgin Clock	2.56
  Greg Needel	2.41
  Andy Baker	2.3
  Amanda Morrison	2.25
  Jay H 237	2.12
  GateRunner	2.05
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  Cory	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  EricS-Team180	2
  George1083	2
  Jake177	2
  Jdiwnab	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Jessica Boucher	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Joshua May	2
  Karinka13	2
  Ken Patton	2
  Nehalita	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  DCA Fan	1.92
  Shyra1353	1.9
  "Big Mike"	1.89
  Eugenia Gabrielov	1.83
  Steve W	1.8
  Tkwetzel	1.79
  Matt Attallah	1.79
  Arefin Bari	1.75
  Killerofkiller	1.75
  VGMasterShadow	1.73
  Wetzel	1.67
  EddieMcD	1.64
  DanielBCR	1.57
  JosephM	1.53
  Aignam	1.5
  Andrew Rudolph	1.5
  Ben Lauer	1.5
  DJ Fluck	1.5
  Marc P.	1.5
  Robo hottie71	1.5
  RogerR	1.5
  Stephen Kowski	1.5
  Tom Schindler	1.5
  ZACH P.	1.5
  Bcahn836	1.41
  Jack Jones	1.4
  Vivelation	1.4
  Squirrelrock	1.38
  Corey Balint	1.33
  CourtneyB	1.33
  Denman	1.33
  JamizzleHavok13	1.33
  Kyle45	1.33
  Yan Wang	1.33
  Astronouth7303	1.25
  Pit Bull 1126	1.2
  Meli W.	1.17
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  Cyberguy34000	1
  DanielBCR	1
  ElfMaster	1
  Eria4044	1
  IMDWalrus	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Sanddrag	1

Will Gary be able to hold onto his leading-by-higher-average-score lead? Or will Heidi take it back? Or will Dave just come out of nowhere and do some crazy NASA stuff and claim the top spot?

All will be revealed in a week or so...once I post the next contest.

[Gary Dillard]

Originally Posted by Billfred

Will Gary be able to hold onto his leading-by-higher-average-score lead?

Oh, I assumed the tiebreaker was just age-before-beauty

[Rich Wong]

Gary Dillard 91
MissInformation 91



OOOO-MEEEE- GOSH!
We gotta have a Sudden-Death play off between Gary D and MissInformation; I can’t wait until next weekend!
Bill may get kidnapped again or have too much fun at the first week of regionals.