A Laptop Like You

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

In light of recent Valentine's Day emo posts, I found my own sort of love song.

"A Laptop Like You"

Here you are at last
To bring my cold lonely soul sweet release
From my weary past
Always searching, the one missing piece was you
And I beg you, come away with me
And together we will find a place to call our own
I can't wait to see what I can do
With a laptop like you

It's not your CD slot
Or the Unix on which you are based
You make my lap hot
Cause underneath your aluminum case there's love
And I forgive your strange one-button mouse
I forgive the way your keyboard leaves marks on your screen
I can overlook a fault or two
For a laptop like you

We will always be together
In love in spite of everything
Hang on tight through wind and weather
Heaven knows what time may bring

In a year or two
You will seem big and heavy and slow
I will carry you
To wherever it is laptops go to die
And don't think it won't be hard on me
How'm I ever gonna find a way to justify
The money I will spend on something new
For a laptop like you
For a laptop like you

Copyrighted by this guy named Johnathon Coulton. So beautiful. *sniff*. Just wanted to share.