This is my Tetra...

[GateRunner]

For those of you who have seen Full Metal Jacket ....

This is my tetra. There are many
like it, but this one is mine. My tetra is my best friend. It
is my life. I must master it, as I must master
my life. without me my tetra is useless. Without my
tetra, I am useless. I must place my tetra true. I
must align straighter than my enemy who is
trying to score higher than me. I will.
Before God I swear this creed. My tetra and
myself are defenders of my team. We are
the masters of triple play. We are the
saviors of FIRST. So be it until there is no opposing alliance
but peace.
Amen


Reworded by our human player, Nick(killerofkiller)