CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

[Kyle Love]

Dave: Here's tips on how to dominate the pinewood derby...make it 6 wheeled and put some rocket motors on it, then send it to mars and have it last longer then it was designed!

[Steve W]

I'm sorry Dave but those cylinders don't make a competitive substitute for Moe Sticks.

[shyra1353]

My tongue is bigger than yours

[Travis Hoffman]

Dave, upon hearing this sound, looks over in startled amazement just in time to see Marvel Comics' Iceman make a *slick* entrance. Seems he's a big Dave Lavery fan and wanted to pay his idol a visit. Baker, Neun, and Kanagasabapathy only get low class loser superheroes to visit them, not *cool* ones like Iceman. That's why Dave is king.

[Dorienne]

Student 1: Hey! Let's pretend to slingshot Dave across the room so he slams right into the wall!
Student 2: Duuuuude, radical!
Students 1 & 2: One, two, three...SPROINNNNNGGGG!!

[richardp]

Guy in Blue: "O.K. Dave look i have a few connections and well....umm......Heidi's camera-yes the new one; well it would be a shame if if were to be broken..... but first my friend in the funny cloths needs a favor"
Dave: "Please not the TLC worst dressed thing again..."
Scout Guy: "No,no,no its just that when we went to Krispy Kreme to get a sponsorship in donuts for our retreat they said no."
Dave: "How is this my problem?"
Scout: "Well they said that they would but they couldn't because they spend all of their time baking them for you due to your large orders."
Dave: "(grumbles) Fine I'll go to a different one, but just this once."
Guy in Blue: " So you said Heidi will be here all on Thursday night right....?"


<NOT ENTRY> Please note that Heidi's camera will not and can not break! </NOT ENTRY>

[Squirrelrock]

Yes, I know the rules said that the batteries had to be shipped in the box they came in, but we can take them on the bus.


<not part of entry>
Okay, who else had this problem with their mentors?
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[The Paco]

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Look buddy, we don't care WHERE your other car is; you ain't racing in the Pinewood Derby. Even if you WERE a cub scout, the rules say it has to be made of wood, less than 7 inches long, and weigh less than 5 ounces. You're about 31 inches and 119 pounds 11 ounces over spec, without the battery.

[/not an entry]

Being a boy scout and cub scout mentor and alll tooo familiar with the infamous pinewood derby... Gary Dillard hit the nail on the head...

This quote has my vote!!!

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[richardp]

Originally Posted by The Paco

[/not an entry]
... Gary Dillard hit the nail on the head...

This quote has my vote!!!

[/not an entry]

<Not Entry> How much is paying you to say that? Is he really that desperate to try and take the lead from Heidi? </Not Entry>

[DCA Fan]

I'm sorry Dave, Spirit does not qualify as a derby car. Can I give you a Krispy Kreme as a consolation prize?

[Greg Needel]

a scene from Michael Moore's latest film "space in a Hollywood basement"

[Rich Kressly]

<not an entry> I was going to stay out of this until Dave offered me up for slaughter ... erm ... I mean flattery. </ not an entry>

"Excuse me sir? Sir? Yo wake up! Yeah you with the long hair. NASA? Look, I don't care who you are or WHAT machine you sent WHERE, you're still going to have to move whatever you call THAT thing out of the street so the scouts can have their parade!"

Walking away and muttering, "Darn scientific hippies are all the same ..."

[Daniel Brim]

The following is not an entry:

Originally Posted by The Paco

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Being a boy scout and cub scout mentor and alll tooo familiar with the infamous pinewood derby... Gary Dillard hit the nail on the head...

This quote has my vote!!!

[/not an entry]

When I was in cub scouts, I was the victim of a pinewood derby cheater. The stops at the bottom were metal, and the other guy put a magnet in the front of his car. If I knew enough about magnatism, I would have flipped the magnet around and watched his face . Ah well, some people will never get it...

[MissInformation]

“I’m sorry Mr. Lavery, but you’re going to have to come with us. You are under arrest for breaking the Boy Scout Law. Sure, you have been trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous and kind… but we have several documented cases where you have not been obedient and several witnesses attest that you are not always exactly cheerful.”

[Andy Baker]

(man with hat)

Consider this a friendly reminder, Mr. Smarty-pants. You need to forget about sending any more robots to help little old ladies cross busy streets. My friend here at the Boy Scouts does not appreciate your robots taking away his business. If this continues, I've got some scouts with their "arm breaking merit badge" who want to practice their skills. Capeesh?



Andy B.