CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #35

[Daniel Brim]

The following is not an entry:

Originally Posted by The Paco

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Being a boy scout and cub scout mentor and alll tooo familiar with the infamous pinewood derby... Gary Dillard hit the nail on the head...

This quote has my vote!!!

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When I was in cub scouts, I was the victim of a pinewood derby cheater. The stops at the bottom were metal, and the other guy put a magnet in the front of his car. If I knew enough about magnatism, I would have flipped the magnet around and watched his face . Ah well, some people will never get it...

[MissInformation]

“I’m sorry Mr. Lavery, but you’re going to have to come with us. You are under arrest for breaking the Boy Scout Law. Sure, you have been trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous and kind… but we have several documented cases where you have not been obedient and several witnesses attest that you are not always exactly cheerful.”