CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #37

[Koko Ed]

Carefully 1071 quietly snuck up on the unsuspecting herd of referees hoping to catch the lot of them off guard when at the last second it realized : it had brought a tetra instead of a cage and it was too small.

[Daniel Brim]

Ref 1: I really hope that thing doesn't backdrive.
Ref 2: Why exactly are we standing here?
Ref 3: To scare people with bad depth perception.
Ref 4 (to 1071): Keep in mind that dropping a tetra on a ref is a 50 point penalty

[Arefin Bari]

Team 1071 Driver: alright lets see, we should drop it on the referee all the way to the right.

Team 1071 Operator: No, we should drop it in the middle to see how many ref we can cap at once.

Team 1071 Driver: No, I am the driver. We are going to dump it on the ref all the way to the right.

Team 1071 Operator: I am not dropping it.

... both fights.

Team 1071 Driver: Wait robot isn't moving.

Team 1071 Operator: It's because the time is up and the robot is disabled .. durrrhhh...

... 1071 driver Smacks himself.

[Jay H 237]

Ref on extreme right leans in a little closer

Hey guys, hold on a minute. Where's this weird shadow coming from? It seems to be getting bigger.

[Joe Matt]

Little did the refs know about the revenge of 1071, he has his own idea on de-scoring tetras....

[Bcahn836]

Coach - "Move a Little to the left"
Driver 1 - "Quick lower the arm"
Driver 2 - "Maybe they will reconsider that last penalty"

[Gary Dillard]

<not part of entry> I hope Billfred has seen some old episodes of "Get Smart" so this entry makes sense.</not part of entry>

"Since this is such an important decision, the manual says we have to discuss it in private. Tell team 1071 to lower the tetra of silence."

[richardp]

Driver 1071: "Wait maybe I still need to get a few more points to break the high score that was set and have Dave give me those Krispy Kremes.....maybe I can cap these refs???"

[Katy]

Why the safety video at regionals was animated...

[nobrakes8]

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

Carefully 1071 quietly snuck up on the unsuspecting herd of referees hoping to catch the lot of them off guard when at the last second it realized : it had brought a tetra instead of a cage and it was too small.

Where you guy's get that pic?!?!?!? ... Team's aren't supposed to know about our intimidation to the refs... there is a reason why 1071 had no penalities thursday or friday

[Denman]

Team 1071's variation of mousetrap - referee trap!
(see http://images.hasbro.com/common/imag...ageMain400.JPG if you dont understand what i mean )

[Kyle Love]

Let's play a game of luck...whoever stays here the longest with out getting nailed by a tetra is the winner! 3...2...1 GO!

[Ian Curtis]

Ref 1: Blah Blah Blah
Ref 2: umm... guys we really should (gets cut off by first ref)
Ref 1: quiet this penalty regarding 1071 is really important!!
(refs continue to talk despite ref 2 trying to tell them about there unsafe practices)
Safety Inspectors burst onto field: What are you doing!!! Remember how FIRST has an increased awareness of safety!!!
Ref 1: What are we doing (looks up) Oohhh.....

[Cory]

Originally Posted by nobrakes8

Where you guy's get that pic?!?!?!? ... Team's aren't supposed to know about our intimidation to the refs... there is a reason why 1071 had no penalities thursday or friday

I was working field reset and figured that was an opportune time to capitalize on bad depth perception

[Kevin Kolodziej]

(spoken in a quiet whisper, like a Discovery Channel documentary)

Watch carefully as the 1071 machine quietly sneaks up on the unsuspecting herd. The group is found at their usual spot of leisure, nestled comfortably in the Valley of the Middle Range. Little do they know that they are being stalked and are about to be captured. The cycle of life must go on, however, for it is Zebra season.