CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #37

[Billfred]

It's that time again...here's the scores:

 Name	Total
  MissInformation	106
  Gary Dillard	97
  T. Hoffman	91
  Dlavery	80
  Greencactus3	73
  Dorienne Plait	62
  Rich Wong	61
  Jay H 237	58
  JVN	54
  DCA Fan	53
  Andy Baker	52
  Amanda Morrison	50
  Michelle 236	45
  GateRunner	45
  Eugenia Gabrielov	44
  Elgin Clock	43
  Greg Needel	43
  Bcahn836	41
  Tkwetzel	37
  EddieMcD	36
  Koko Ed	35
  "Big Mike"	34
  Brandon Martus	30
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  JosephM	27
  VGMasterShadow	26
  Matt Attallah	25
  Kyle45	25
  Richardp	23
  Shyra1353	20
  Squirrelrock	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Nehalita	17
  Lil' Lavery	16
  Arefin Bari	16
  DanielBCR	16
  Astronouth7303	15
  Jessica Boucher	12
  Tom Schindler	12
  Steve W	11
  Killerofkiller	11
  Robo hottie71	10
  Wetzel	10
  Aignam	9
  Pit Bull 1126	8
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  Meli W.	7
  George1083	6
  RogerR	6
  ZACH P.	6
  JamizzleHavok13	6
  Marc P.	5
  Stephen Kowski	5
  Ken Patton	4
  Rich Kressly	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  Denman	4
  Yan Wang	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  DJ Fluck	3
  Cyberguy34000	3
  TierraDelDiablo	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  Cory	2
  DaBruteForceGuy	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  EricS-Team180	2
  Jake177	2
  Jdiwnab	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Joshua May	2
  Karinka13	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Jay Trzaskos	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  ElfMaster	1
  Eria4044	1
  IMDWalrus	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Kyle	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Pat McCarthy	1
  Sanddrag	1

And this week, since safety seems to be the big thing on everyone's minds, I picked a special picture for y'all...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=10352

As always, the deadline is Saturday at Midnight.

[Kyle]

head ref to other ref's "oK whos gonna get on my sholders to get that thing down?"

[Koko Ed]

Carefully 1071 quietly snuck up on the unsuspecting herd of referees hoping to catch the lot of them off guard when at the last second it realized : it had brought a tetra instead of a cage and it was too small.

[Daniel Brim]

Ref 1: I really hope that thing doesn't backdrive.
Ref 2: Why exactly are we standing here?
Ref 3: To scare people with bad depth perception.
Ref 4 (to 1071): Keep in mind that dropping a tetra on a ref is a 50 point penalty

[Arefin Bari]

Team 1071 Driver: alright lets see, we should drop it on the referee all the way to the right.

Team 1071 Operator: No, we should drop it in the middle to see how many ref we can cap at once.

Team 1071 Driver: No, I am the driver. We are going to dump it on the ref all the way to the right.

Team 1071 Operator: I am not dropping it.

... both fights.

Team 1071 Driver: Wait robot isn't moving.

Team 1071 Operator: It's because the time is up and the robot is disabled .. durrrhhh...

... 1071 driver Smacks himself.

[Jay H 237]

Ref on extreme right leans in a little closer

Hey guys, hold on a minute. Where's this weird shadow coming from? It seems to be getting bigger.

[Joe Matt]

Little did the refs know about the revenge of 1071, he has his own idea on de-scoring tetras....

[Bcahn836]

Coach - "Move a Little to the left"
Driver 1 - "Quick lower the arm"
Driver 2 - "Maybe they will reconsider that last penalty"

[Gary Dillard]

<not part of entry> I hope Billfred has seen some old episodes of "Get Smart" so this entry makes sense.</not part of entry>

"Since this is such an important decision, the manual says we have to discuss it in private. Tell team 1071 to lower the tetra of silence."

[richardp]

Driver 1071: "Wait maybe I still need to get a few more points to break the high score that was set and have Dave give me those Krispy Kremes.....maybe I can cap these refs???"

[Katy]

Why the safety video at regionals was animated...

[Dorienne]

Spectator 1: How many people do you think the 'bot can trap?
Spectator 2: No clue...hey! I'll bet you it'll smack someone right upside the nose and make 'em all fall like dominos!
Spectator 1: Yeah! You're on buddy!
Spectator 2: What're we betting on?
Spectator 1: A box of Krispy Kremes! Dave'll get so jealous!
Spectator 2: Oh yeah! Let's do it.
Both spectators watch, and notice the tetra never falls. They sigh sadly, and then spot someone in the distance. It's Dave Lavery prancing by with...a box of Krispy Kremes! The guys stand there, jealous and beady eyed, glaring at Dave. Dave, on the other hand, takes a big bite out of a KK doughnut in front of them and skips away, singing happy Care Bear songs along the way...

[Daniel Brim]

Originally Posted by Dorienne Plait

Spectator 1: A box of Krispy Kremes! Dave'll get so jealous!
Spectator 2: Oh yeah! Let's do it.
Both spectators watch, and notice the tetra never falls. They sigh sadly, and then spot someone in the distance. It's Dave Lavery prancing by with...a box of Krispy Kremes! The guys stand there, jealous and beady eyed, glaring at Dave. Dave, on the other hand, takes a big bite out of a KK doughnut in front of them and skips away, singing happy Care Bear songs along the way...

Not an entry

And that brings us back to Dave

[Jessica Boucher]

My first thought was to make a Wolcott joke, buttttt I thought better of it.
So instead....

The Brunette Referee League plot their revenge on the Grey Referee Gang at next week's regional.

[Shu Song]

They'll never see it coming, [insert evil laugh here].