CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #38

[Billfred]

And here we go again.

Since I just now realized the scores didn't get posted on the last post, here they are:

  MissInformation	108
  Gary Dillard	102
  T. Hoffman	101
  Dlavery	80
  Greencactus3	73
  Dorienne Plait	65
  Rich Wong	62
  Jay H 237	60
  JVN	54
  DCA Fan	54
  Andy Baker	52
  Amanda Morrison	50
  Michelle 236	45
  GateRunner	45
  Eugenia Gabrielov	44
  Elgin Clock	43
  Greg Needel	43
  Bcahn836	42
  Koko Ed	37
  Tkwetzel	37
  EddieMcD	36
  "Big Mike"	34
  Brandon Martus	30
  JosephM	28
  Jeff Waegelin	27
  VGMasterShadow	26
  Kyle45	26
  Matt Attallah	25
  Richardp	24
  Shyra1353	20
  Nehalita	19
  Squirrelrock	19
  Mike Ciance	18
  Arefin Bari	18
  DanielBCR	18
  Lil' Lavery	16
  Astronouth7303	15
  Jessica Boucher	13
  Robo hottie71	12
  Tom Schindler	12
  Steve W	11
  Killerofkiller	11
  Wetzel	10
  Aignam	9
  Pit Bull 1126	8
  Jack Jones	7
  Vivelation	7
  Meli W.	7
  George1083	6
  RogerR	6
  ZACH P.	6
  JamizzleHavok13	6
  Marc P.	5
  Stephen Kowski	5
  Denman	5
  Ken Patton	4
  Rich Kressly	4
  Corey Balint	4
  CourtneyB	4
  Yan Wang	4
  TierraDelDiablo	4
  David Kelly	3
  Andrew Rudolph	3
  Ben Lauer	3
  DJ Fluck	3
  Cyberguy34000	3
  Barry Bonzack1604	2
  Cory	2
  DaBruteForceGuy	2
  Ecarlson	2
  EnderofDragon	2
  EricS-Team180	2
  Icurtis	2
  Jake177	2
  Jdiwnab	2
  Jeff_Rice	2
  Joe Ross	2
  Joshua May	2
  Karinka13	2
  Katy	2
  Nobrakes8	2
  Tom Bottiglieri	2
  Tytus Gerrish	2
  Jay Trzaskos	2
  Kyle	2
  Aaron Lussier	1
  Bill Gold	1
  Coco The Monkey	1
  Collin Fultz	1
  ElfMaster	1
  Eria4044	1
  EricH	1
  IMDWalrus	1
  JakeGallagher	1
  Katie Reynolds	1
  Lisa Perez	1
  MATT_kaplan108	1
  Pat McCarthy	1
  Sanddrag	1

And, just for kicks, I'm going to start a sort of mini-series of 2005 WFA Finalists--except for Chesapeake. Dave's suffered enough.

Here's the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=5488

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

If you're going to Palmetto, your entries will be gladly accepted there. Just find me (Frazzled hair, 1293 shirt, and the obligatory USC safety glasses) and write it down. (I'll post them from here.)

[Alex Cormier]

"i see you over there, now get back here you crazy Kripsy Kreme delivery truck." * chases truck with segway then ditches it when the battery shuts down and after the massive vibration of the handle bars and runs after the truck to only to hit the back of the truck once it stops because of Dave is lying down in front of the truck in the street to steal the truck. ( a little long sorry)

[Koko Ed]

"This is a Segway i180. It has two brushless DC servomotors that goes 12.5 miles per hour with a carrying capacity of 260 pounds powered by two lithium-ion battery packs with a 15 to 24 mile battery range with 19 inch tubless punture resistant tires.
So ya feel lucky? Punk?
WELL DO YA!?!

[Arefin Bari]

Mr. Martus: DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN... I am ready. Get out here and race me.

Dean (from inside): Bah. I am working on my new toy and I do not race unless every single person in the race has denim on.

[Rich Wong]

Mike: "You can do it Mike.
You can bet Dean in the finals of the Segway Race.
You will over come last year’s lost.
Nothing can keep you from winning.
Stay low… reduce draft…. focus… focus…
Be one with the Segway.
You and the Segway are one.
Grrrrraaaaaa….
Vmmmmm…."

[Daniel Brim]

Ahhh.... so this is the Hunchback of Notre Dean...

[Jay H 237]

Mike Martus discovered that while standing on a Segway he was able to see eye to eye with his son Brandon.

[DCA Fan]

Now I can get Big Mike back for bearhugging me last year mwhahahaha

[Kyle]

"I hope I dont pull a Bush and be one of the few who finds a way to tip a Segway"

[dlavery]

This is a Segway i180. It has two brushless DC servomotors that go 12.5 miles per hour with a carrying capacity of 260 pounds powered by two lithium-ion battery packs with a 15 to 24 mile battery range with 19 inch tubless punture resistant tires.

Accessories include a denim-clad valet parking attendant who will help prevent curious onlookers and papparazzi by chasing them away with cries of "get back, you young whippersnappers." While recharging your Segway i180, the valet will inspect your Human Transporter for sharp edges, exposed wiring, entanglement hazards, illegal pneumatics and other potential violations, should you ever decide to use your i180 as a robot base in any future FIRST competitions. The valet accessory will also provide free fashion advice regarding the placement of buttons, pins, name badges, and multiple award medals, and promises not to use your i180 to play Segway Polo when you are not looking.

(Segway Dealers Note: due to limited production capabilities, the valet option is available only on a first-come, first-served basis, limit of one per customer. When supplies are exhausted, the valet accessory may be replaced by a ceramic garden gnome.)

[Amanda Morrison]

"I think this is the stupidest lawnmower I've ever been on." - A disgruntled Mike Martus

[GateRunner]

Lower controls lead to poor Segway posture, as demonstrated here.

[JamizzleHavok13]

*steps onto segway*

"Okaaaaay.... uhm.... now what?!"

[Lisa Perez]

".. And this, my friends, is what you call a Genia/Court/Lisa-size Segway.."

[Travis Hoffman]

For all those embarrassing irregular moments when you need to get to the pharmacy fast, there's Segway HT.