CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39

[Bcahn836]

Guy standing, " C'mon just a few more sit ups."
Guy laying down, " I can't do it"
Guy standing, " 5 more, don't you want to get into shape for Atlanta?"
Guy laying down, " ugggggggggg"

[EricH]

"Wake up before I start pelting you with these balls! We've got a match to play!"
"Whaaa--oof!!"

[Ian Curtis]

Hey get that scissor lift robot over here. We got some evidence to hide.

[Matt Attallah]

Is it just me or are these shorts riding up the wrong direction?

[Jay H 237]

Look at all the interesting shapes I can come up with looking at the creases in the tent roof. I think I see one in the outline of our robot!

[Kyle Love]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA I'm about to hit this guy in the head with a black ball....remember kids I am a professional...dont try this at home!

[richardp]

As people find Gary Dillard laying on the ground as other members of team 180 prepare for the next match they stop to find out just what happened. Hoping that it wasn't a robot related accident they start asking questions. Upon being asked "Why are you laying down?" helpless Gary had this to say, "Older than most of you."

[Jessica Boucher]

Gary Dillard, in an attempt help field setup by using his shorts as the other black ball.

[Daniel Brim]

This is Gary Dillard - Pre-Rogaine. After picture coming soon...

[Dorienne]

Gary: Nooo, I feel like resting...
Guy standing up: Garryyyyyy...you can get your beauty sleep when we get to the hotel tonight..
Gary: What time is it..?
Guy: Noon.
Gary: *groan* Come on, just gimme until the match is over...*glares at the human player* Pelt me with a ball and you're dead meat when we get to the hotel.

[george56]

guy standing: Gary, what are you doing?
Gary: relaxing why?
guy standing: ok well you're scaring the human player.
Gary: How?
guy standing: well, your shorts are riding pretty high.....

[Katy]

I wish our behind-the-glass mentor was half as calm.

[Travis Hoffman]

Field Announcer:

We regret to inform the Einstein audience that qualifying matches are being delayed due to an official B.O. emergency. We have instructed S.P.A.M.'s mentor to lie down and not overexert himself until adequate deodorant and anti-perspirant protection can be located. We here at F.I.R.S.T. take odoriferous emanations very seriously, and we appreciate your patience as we attempt to remedy this situation in the most expeditious manner possible.

[dlavery]

Although considered a valiant experiment, the Regional Game Design Committee had to conclude that using the new experimental game piece known as a "Dillard" would be a poor alternative to other objects such as balls, suitcases, poles or even kitchen sinks. It seems that the aerodynamic properties of the object made for rather poor flight dynamics (but it was noted that the "Dillards" did tend to bounce rather well).

[tkwetzel]

The workout requires laying on the balls, not on your back.