Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition

[Arrowsmith]

"I say we just put Jude in a mailbox and compete that way"
"Who can we solicit for sponsorship money? I know! The Man! He has all the money!"
"Don't put that by the soldering iron! It'll catch fire! No dude, it says Inflammable, it can't catch on fire."
"Ryan, when you get us killed, I'll kill you."
"Oh, how lovely. This rejection letter is actually hand-written. I appreciate that kind of craftsmanship in crushing my dreams."
"There's no way we can cut this 1/4" plate until Saturday, when we get access to the machine shop.
But Ms. Williams, we have a hacksaw, a vicegrip, and 3 freshman who've had too much caffiene. It'll get cut tonight."
"If you keep doing that, you'll blow up the school!
Yeah, and maybe then we'd get a little attention."
(robot shuts down randomly) "Ok, that was about 30 seconds. If we can keep it from doing that for 1:45 more, I'll consider it fixed."

[Wayne C.]

from the announcer at Palmetto-

"those robots are running around like cats with their heads cut off"


I'm staying out of his neighborhood.....



WC

[anna~marie]

"So did you ever hear about that time when Jimmy got kicked out of an all you can eat Chinese place...?"

[Redneck]

"Um..... why is smoke coming out of the camera..... OH [expletive deleted]!"
- Me after someone reversed the polarity of the PWMs and fried the CMU cam


"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly dee, there they are standing in a row!"
- A couple of guys on my team, just randomly every 30 mins or so during the Sacramento Regional


"Screw this tetra stuff... let's just build a dancing robot instead!"
- Everyone on my team at some point or another during build season


*The following are random jokes that me and my fellow programmers put as comments in our code*
"There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved through the use of high explosives."

"There are even fewer problems that cannot be solved through the use of dirty jokes."

"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"

[Jacqui]

Oh goodie goodie *smiles* I got a bunch of these

Mr Fritz: "Hey, what are you all doing in here?"
Us: "Oh just killing people.."
^The kids in the team playing Roller Coaster Tycoon:Killing Edition, coming to stores in the year: 47BC

"What took you guys soo long?" "Oh, we just took apart the ice cream machine"
^Old Country Buffet...

"Are we there yet?"
^If you ever ride a bus with my team...never ever say that!

"Ok, guys...GUYS! STOP SUFFOCATING HER!"

"You WHAT?" "I got soda water instead of sprite"

"While you were running off the bus you were named 'Ninja Monkey'" "Why?" "Did you see how fast you climbed over James and Rob and got off the bus?"

"Did Mr. Suho flick me off again?"

I would have more, except some are to crude to put up on a public website