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Re: Amusing Quotes--2005 Edition
"I say we just put Jude in a mailbox and compete that way"
"Who can we solicit for sponsorship money? I know! The Man! He has all the money!"
"Don't put that by the soldering iron! It'll catch fire! No dude, it says Inflammable, it can't catch on fire."
"Ryan, when you get us killed, I'll kill you."
"Oh, how lovely. This rejection letter is actually hand-written. I appreciate that kind of craftsmanship in crushing my dreams."
"There's no way we can cut this 1/4" plate until Saturday, when we get access to the machine shop.
But Ms. Williams, we have a hacksaw, a vicegrip, and 3 freshman who've had too much caffiene. It'll get cut tonight."
"If you keep doing that, you'll blow up the school!
Yeah, and maybe then we'd get a little attention."
(robot shuts down randomly) "Ok, that was about 30 seconds. If we can keep it from doing that for 1:45 more, I'll consider it fixed."
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"Hey Mark, while you're out scouting, tell the other teams our robot has a Flux Capacitor"
"No. Even if we did, we lack both the plutonium power supply and the motors necessary to reach the 88 mph requirement for time travel. Besides, the Infinite Improbablility Drive is way cooler than the Flux Capacitor."
(commence 20 min argument)
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It sounds like "whirr" if you do it right, and "clack clack grunge snap @$@%^!!" if you don't. - dtengineering [more] 
03-04-2005, 22:37
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