CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #39

[Jessica Boucher]

Gary Dillard, in an attempt help field setup by using his shorts as the other black ball.

[Daniel Brim]

This is Gary Dillard - Pre-Rogaine. After picture coming soon...

[Dorienne]

Gary: Nooo, I feel like resting...
Guy standing up: Garryyyyyy...you can get your beauty sleep when we get to the hotel tonight..
Gary: What time is it..?
Guy: Noon.
Gary: *groan* Come on, just gimme until the match is over...*glares at the human player* Pelt me with a ball and you're dead meat when we get to the hotel.

[george56]

guy standing: Gary, what are you doing?
Gary: relaxing why?
guy standing: ok well you're scaring the human player.
Gary: How?
guy standing: well, your shorts are riding pretty high.....

[Katy]

I wish our behind-the-glass mentor was half as calm.

[Travis Hoffman]

Field Announcer:

We regret to inform the Einstein audience that qualifying matches are being delayed due to an official B.O. emergency. We have instructed S.P.A.M.'s mentor to lie down and not overexert himself until adequate deodorant and anti-perspirant protection can be located. We here at F.I.R.S.T. take odoriferous emanations very seriously, and we appreciate your patience as we attempt to remedy this situation in the most expeditious manner possible.

[dlavery]

Although considered a valiant experiment, the Regional Game Design Committee had to conclude that using the new experimental game piece known as a "Dillard" would be a poor alternative to other objects such as balls, suitcases, poles or even kitchen sinks. It seems that the aerodynamic properties of the object made for rather poor flight dynamics (but it was noted that the "Dillards" did tend to bounce rather well).

[tkwetzel]

The workout requires laying on the balls, not on your back.

[Bcahn836]

Quick someone call ummm uhhh. Does any one know the number to 911? Anybody?

[Billfred]

Oh yeah...I knew I forgot something. (I blame it on Astronomy)

And of course I'd be judging a ginormous field of entries--I count 32 valid ones.

So first place goes to...

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

Field Announcer:

We regret to inform the Einstein audience that qualifying matches are being delayed due to an official B.O. emergency. We have instructed S.P.A.M.'s mentor to lie down and not overexert himself until adequate deodorant and anti-perspirant protection can be located. We here at F.I.R.S.T. take odoriferous emanations very seriously, and we appreciate your patience as we attempt to remedy this situation in the most expeditious manner possible.

(It was that or the burn award--but I laughed too much for it to be the burn.)

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Maaaan... that Cha-Cha Slide really wears me out.

Honorable mentions go to...
Koko Ed
Jessica Boucher
george56
Katy
Gary Dillard
MissInformation
DanielBCR
Jay H 237
Rich Kressly
Rich Wong
Tytus Gerrish
Jacqui
Amanda Morrison
Jay Trzaskos
dlavery
JosephM

And the burn award:

Originally Posted by Matt Attallah

Is it just me or are these shorts riding up the wrong direction?

And once again, we have a shakeup in the rankings...

 T. Hoffman	116
 Gary Dillard	114
 MissInformation	111
 Dlavery	84
 Greencactus3	73
 Dorienne Plait	68
 Rich Wong	65
 Jay H 237	63
 Andy Baker	58
 DCA Fan	55
 JVN	54
 Amanda Morrison	52
 GateRunner	46
 Michelle 236	45
 Eugenia Gabrielov	45
 Elgin Clock	43
 Greg Needel	43
 Bcahn836	42
 Koko Ed	41
 Tkwetzel	41
 EddieMcD	36
 "Big Mike"	34
 Brandon Martus	30
 JosephM	30
 Matt Attallah	28
 Jeff Waegelin	27
 Kyle45	27
 VGMasterShadow	26
 Richardp	25
 DanielBCR	22
 Shyra1353	20
 Arefin Bari	20
 Nehalita	19
 Squirrelrock	19
 Mike Ciance	18
 Jessica Boucher	17
 Lil' Lavery	16
 Astronouth7303	15
 Robo hottie71	12
 Tom Schindler	12
 Steve W	11
 Killerofkiller	11
 Wetzel	10
 Aignam	9
 Pit Bull 1126	9
 Rich Kressly	8
 JamizzleHavok13	8
 Vivelation	8
 Jack Jones	7
 Meli W.	7
 George1083	6
 RogerR	6
 ZACH P.	6
 Marc P.	5
 Stephen Kowski	5
 Denman	5
 Kyle	5
 TierraDelDiablo	5
 George56	4
 Katy	4
 Ken Patton	4
 Tytus Gerrish	4
 Corey Balint	4
 CourtneyB	4
 Icurtis	4
 Jay Trzaskos	4
 Yan Wang	4
 David Kelly	3
 Andrew Rudolph	3
 Ben Lauer	3
 DJ Fluck	3
 EricS-Team180	3
 Lisa Perez	3
 Cyberguy34000	3
 Barry Bonzack1604	2
 Cory	2
 DaBruteForceGuy	2
 Dillon Compton	2
 Ecarlson	2
 EnderofDragon	2
 Jacqui	2
 Jake177	2
 Jdiwnab	2
 Jeff_Rice	2
 Joe Ross	2
 Joshua May	2
 Karinka13	2
 Nobrakes8	2
 Tom Bottiglieri	2
 EricH	2
 Aaron Lussier	1
 Bill Gold	1
 Coco The Monkey	1
 Collin Fultz	1
 ElfMaster	1
 Eria4044	1
 IMDWalrus	1
 JakeGallagher	1
 Katie Reynolds	1
 MATT_kaplan108	1
 Pat McCarthy	1
 Sanddrag	1
 Tiffany34990	1

Will Gary or Heidi be able to knock Travis off the top of the list in time for Atlanta? Or will some other madness happen? (alright, so madness happens anyway, but still...) Find out...in ten minutes!

[Gary Dillard]

Listen Dillard, if you think we're wasting a timeout just because your heart stopped and you're not breathing, forget it! Not to mention you collapsed outside the line which could get us DQ'd - at least you didn't do it during a match.

Hey, can I get a little help moving this body out of our player station please?

[Rich Wong]

Gary is carefully revived from the affects of the Florida heat…. as he slowly opens his eyes, a FLASH of his future appears in his vision:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...gle&picid=6924

[Tytus Gerrish]

"you must have both feet in the driver zone at all times"

it dosent say anything about any other part of your body

[MissInformation]

*grunt* “Must do… more… sit-ups…” *groan* “Gotta stay… in… first place…” *gasp* “stupid… caption… contest!” *wheeze*

“Uh, Gary? Don’t you think you should be exercising you brain instead?”

[Andy Baker]

Maaaan... that Cha-Cha Slide really wears me out.