CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #40

[Billfred]

Well, ladies and gentlemen, this would be the fortieth caption contest, which in and of itself means it's a big deal. (And thanks to all 103 people who've done 'em--otherwise, this would be a lot more boring.)

Additionally, it's the last caption contest that will complete before the Championship, which may or may not have anything to do with anything. (Fwahaahaa.)

That, and I'm sure a few folks are gunning for Travis, now that he has the lead. Speaking of which, here's the scores:

 T. Hoffman	116
 Gary Dillard	114
 MissInformation	111
 Dlavery	84
 Greencactus3	73
 Dorienne Plait	68
 Rich Wong	65
 Jay H 237	63
 Andy Baker	58
 DCA Fan	55
 JVN	54
 Amanda Morrison	52
 GateRunner	46
 Michelle 236	45
 Eugenia Gabrielov	45
 Elgin Clock	43
 Greg Needel	43
 Bcahn836	42
 Koko Ed	41
 Tkwetzel	41
 EddieMcD	36
 "Big Mike"	34
 Brandon Martus	30
 JosephM	30
 Matt Attallah	28
 Jeff Waegelin	27
 Kyle45	27
 VGMasterShadow	26
 Richardp	25
 DanielBCR	22
 Shyra1353	20
 Arefin Bari	20
 Nehalita	19
 Squirrelrock	19
 Mike Ciance	18
 Jessica Boucher	17
 Lil' Lavery	16
 Astronouth7303	15
 Robo hottie71	12
 Tom Schindler	12
 Steve W	11
 Killerofkiller	11
 Wetzel	10
 Aignam	9
 Pit Bull 1126	9
 Rich Kressly	8
 JamizzleHavok13	8
 Vivelation	8
 Jack Jones	7
 Meli W.	7
 George1083	6
 RogerR	6
 ZACH P.	6
 Marc P.	5
 Stephen Kowski	5
 Denman	5
 Kyle	5
 TierraDelDiablo	5
 George56	4
 Katy	4
 Ken Patton	4
 Tytus Gerrish	4
 Corey Balint	4
 CourtneyB	4
 Icurtis	4
 Jay Trzaskos	4
 Yan Wang	4
 David Kelly	3
 Andrew Rudolph	3
 Ben Lauer	3
 DJ Fluck	3
 EricS-Team180	3
 Lisa Perez	3
 Cyberguy34000	3
 Barry Bonzack1604	2
 Cory	2
 DaBruteForceGuy	2
 Dillon Compton	2
 Ecarlson	2
 EnderofDragon	2
 Jacqui	2
 Jake177	2
 Jdiwnab	2
 Jeff_Rice	2
 Joe Ross	2
 Joshua May	2
 Karinka13	2
 Nobrakes8	2
 Tom Bottiglieri	2
 EricH	2
 Aaron Lussier	1
 Bill Gold	1
 Coco The Monkey	1
 Collin Fultz	1
 ElfMaster	1
 Eria4044	1
 IMDWalrus	1
 JakeGallagher	1
 Katie Reynolds	1
 MATT_kaplan108	1
 Pat McCarthy	1
 Sanddrag	1
 Tiffany34990	1

And, since it's the 40th, I decided to look back for some inspiration, finding this old post:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...1&postcount=11

That led me to picking this week's picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

As always, the deadline is midnight on Saturday.

Go!

[Dorienne]

Brandon: Oooooooh, flaaaaash....
Amanda: Ooh! Photo op! *grins big and wide* CHEEEESE!

[Arefin Bari]

Brandon: You think Chiefdelphi is hot huh? You should check out Amanda Morrison with the pimp hat.

Amanda: Don't mess it up this time too Brandon. I will NEVER travel with you again. Hate the game, not the playa.

Brandon: Take the compliment before I take it back.

Dez in the background: Ahhhhhhhhhhh I cant take anymore pictures Amanda, I am running out of Film. 50 bucks wasn't enough. I gotta go sit by the BIG RED BUTTON.

[Alex Pelan]

Never tried this before, but I guess the fortieth is a good milestone to start on.

Brandondrops jaw) Whoa...that is one cool hat. Where can I get one?

[dlavery]

Amanda: Hey! When I agreed to do an act with Brandon for the talent show, I don't remember hearing anything about it being a ventriloquist act. And how come I have to be the dummy?

Brandon: Oh yeah, like I was going to be able to sit on YOUR knee! Look, just consider it type-casting. Now be quiet, the act is starting! (jams hand in Amanda's back)

Amanda: OWWW!

Brandon: (drinking a glass of water) Mmffphhffftt mmmuunnnbbbfffff!

Amanda: I just flew in from Chicago, and boy are my arms tired...

[Wetzel]

Originally Posted by dlavery

Amanda: Hey! When I agreed to do an act with Brandon for the talent show, I don't remember hearing anything about it being a ventriloquist act. And how come I have to be the dummy?

Brandon: Oh yeah, like I was going to be able to sit on YOUR knee! Look, just consider it type-casting. Now be quiet, the act is starting! (jams hand in Amanda's back)

Amanda: OWWW!

Brandon: (drinking a glass of water) Mmffphhffftt mmmuunnnbbbfffff!

Amanda: I just flew in from Chicago, and boy are my arms tired...

Man..beat me too it.
Sooo..

This picture is from last years goofy grins anonymous meeting.


Jeff "It's late and I'm exhausted" Wetzel

[tkwetzel]

"Doesn't Amanda look like a cute little monkey with that hat on?"

[Rich Wong]

Brandon: “Stan! That is another FINE mess you got us into with Dave.”

Amanda: “(sniffle) I’m sorry Ollie (sniffle)”

Brandon: “Really?”

Amanda: “No, of course not, I was just role playing. Now put that mustache and hat back on.”

[Jay H 237]

<Amanda to Brandon>


"Just keep smiling since we have no idea what's going on."

[Gary Dillard]

I told you so, Brandon sitting down and bending over is still taller than Amanda standing up and wearing a big hat.

[Travis Hoffman]

Hello, there, NASA TV Viewers. My name is Brandon Martus. Some of you may know me as the Webmaster of Chief Delphi. In fact, I've never been associated with any team but Chief Delphi in all my years in FIRST. The same cannot be said for this poor girl here. Amanda Morrison is one of a few people scattered across the FIRST community who suffer from an affliction called NO-STIC - NOn-Stationary Team Identity Crisis. Those affected by NO-STIC cannot stay with one robotics team for more than a year or so. Amanda's nomadic wanderings throughout FIRST have confused her feeble brain to the point where doesn't know where the heck she belongs. Other symptoms of NO-STIC include uncontrollable grinning, wearing silly hats, and an inexplicable desire to hang out with bald people.

For just a few team shirts and buttons a day, your team can adopt Amanda and finally give her a permanent home in FIRST. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE give her a home and keep her there, because I'm tired of seeing her show up at all these random events to hang out with me every year! *presses hands and face against camera lens* I'm begging you....save me from this insane woman!!!!!!!

[Gary Dillard]

<not an entry>

Hey, I thought Andy Baker had negative infinity - Is he back in good standing with you, Billfred?>

</not an entry>

[Daniel Brim]

Amanda (in English schoolmaster voice): Brandon, it's time for your English lessons for today
Brandon: But I don't want to!
Amanda: Tough. I've seen some of your typing lately
Brandon: I swear, it wasn't mine!
Amanda: No excuses!
Brandon: Yes ma'am
Amanda: Okay now, repeat after me.
Brandon: Ill dew my bestest.
Amanda (smacks Brandon with a ruler): Bestest is not a word! Ill should be I will!
Brandon: Conradulations. Will their B NE nucular wepwns n england suun?
Amanda: This may take awhile... (Grins) At least I will be able to smack him around some more.

[Rich Kressly]

After suffering uncontrollable tremors from seeing this image in a nightmare, Rich Kressly declares he will never read _Alice in Wonderland_ to his children again.

[Jacqui]

Amanda: Hey look! It's Karthik wearing a skirt, and a flower crown! That is like the funniest thing I've ever seen! It makes me look half-way normal with this hat on!
Brandon: *Is in shock at how nice Karthik looks in that shirt* Wow, He looks better in a skirt than you do!
Amanda: *glares at Brandon angrily*
Brandon: *Realizes where he is* Oops...did I just say that aloud?