Pirates vs Ninjas (poll now included!)

[Jeffmudhs]

There are many perks to being both:

Pirate

1. Has a ship
2. Has a parrot
3. could be a captain
4. has a musket
5. Plunders!
6. says "yar"

Ninja

1. Has an awesome outfit
2. Has a cool sword
3. Can throw stuff
4. is super sneaky (great for when your late to class
5. Could possibly know how to kill you in one tap
6. has a super long really gorey family history

It is quite indeterminate to choose either. Do I smell a 'You might be a ninja if..." or a "You might be a pirate if..." thread?

And it would be so difficult to finish this post without to further emphasize the idea of pirate ninja's introduced by adam richards. so thanks to google I present:
http://www.dantrujillo.com/blog/imag..._vs_ninjas.jpg