Pirates vs Ninjas (poll now included!)

[Brad Lanpher]

Dude pirates are so much cooler because they pillage and plunder, also they can commender ships.

You should make this a poll.

[kjohnson]

I'd have to say pirates - they can go fishing anytime they want!

(You should make this a poll...)

[santosh]

Pirates are better. Ninjas have no mode of transportation, and pirates have cannons. Could a ninja live with his leg chopped off?
NO. Pirates go and stick somewood on their leg and call it good.

[TheShadow]

Clearly ninjas come out on top, due to their ability to hide in plain sight. The pirates think that the ninjas are just new deckhands, and then BAM, shuriken to the face.

[Mike]

Alligators are better than all of them!

[SteveO]

Ninjas, that are pirates I do feel slightly embarrassed posting this as a college student...

[Josh Hambright]

This arguement has actualy come up on 461 before, and i solved it by declaring myself a Ninja Pirate. Thus being the ultimate warrior.

Now the better arguement is Transformer Vs. Transformers...but that arguement is actualy a trick because everyone knows that they are seperate universes and even if they were in the same universe, they wouldn't battle cuz they are both out to fight evil....a DUHH!

but yah, pirate ninjas all the way.

[1086Programmer]

Pirates. oints to Surname: The Pirate Mistress. What do you expect? oO?

Why Pirates are Better than Ninjas

1. Pirates have ships. You can threaten people with seasickness.
2. Pirate men wear jewelry, and men +rings (anywhere appropriate)= hot.
3. Pirates wear sexy clothes. I would know.
4. Orlando Bloom + Johnny Depp.
5. Yar is the best word ever.
6. You can run around in stripes and people won't assume you're a convict.

int happiness;
int pirate;

Pirates = Happiness;

[Chase]

It depends on the situation, in a sword fight either one could win, as both have a lot of experience with a sword. However the ninja would most likely win in hand to hand combat, as many pirates only have one.

[Goober!!!]

How about a CRAZY Pirate that changes into a Ninja some how???

[Katie Reynolds]

Originally Posted by 1086Programmer

4. Orlando Bloom + Johnny Depp.

No kidding! - Too bad all pirates aren't that hot!



My vote is for Pirates.

[wilshire]

Ninjas. I mean who could beat a flaming ninja going 300 mph.
And lest not forget the best Ninjas of them all. The teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Vince lau]

i want to be a ninja, i alredy know how to kill ppl with a single strike

[Katie Reynolds]

Heads up:

The "Pirate vs Ninjas" thread and "Poll: Pirates vs Ninjas" thread have been merged to created "Pirates vs. Ninjas (poll now included!)" thread.

[Nica F.]

NINJAS of course!



yeeeep ; may i state that i am also the best female robotics ninja ever? =]