Sunburnification

[sanddrag]

Oh, I thought you were asking for those FIRST-brewed remedies.

I hear white lithium grease works great!

I'm actually betting it does, but I wouldn't recommend trying it.

[Billfred]

I have a story about sunburns, alright.

It was the summer of 2003. I was attending the South Carolina AFJROTC Cadet Officer Leadership School. (Hard to believe with the hair, I know.) I was a cadre, meaning I was in charge of twenty-five cadets. Monday as I was loading in, I scratched myself and had to put on a band-aid.

Tuesday morning, I put on my uniform, ignoring the sunscreen. Biiiiiiiig mistake, as we would be outside all day at The Citadel (and if you've ever been to The Citadel, you know that shade isn't too available). That night, I took the band-aid off. While the rest of me was bright red, this one patch was my standard pale-as-anything.

For the remaining four days, it was sunscreen all over.