moe sticks kidnapped!!!!

[Keith Chester]

OMIGOSH! PLEASE NO NOT THE... wait a minute those things gave me a migraine. Nevermind. Kill them.

[Ian W.]

hmm, maybe if we just got dean to come on down, i'm sure he could save them...

[gniticxe]

Ok, seeing as our Stick Hostage Negotiator decided to take a vacation this week, it looks like it's up to me. We have nothing against you, team 25 – Raider Robotix. You have the attention you want, and I am prepared to negotiate. But first, a few questions. Why? At the PA Robot Challenge, the venue where the sticks were most likely taken hostage, our teams never met on the field. Further, we had a very limited number of team members present there – so the noise was not bad at all. In fact, I remember only one stick procession to the field. Please. Don't lose contact. Keep talking, and more pictures with the sticks. We need to be sure of their state in order to continue this process.

[malcomp]

sticknapper is goin down HAHHAHAAHAHAHA

I know sticknappers true identity and if he thinks he is going to get something out of my kidnapping, he is going down. i am gonna black mail you, you double crossing ****. I thought i could trust you to hold the hostages for now, but you now want to double cross me? think about what you are doin. keep the big picture in mind. dont screw this all up, we must stick (haha) togather fellow napper!!!!!!!!!!

[3m6o5ejz]

well said. If it really was PA Robot Challenge, I also can only think of one intant where the sticks may have been annoying. The best thing for you to do now is to stand down. The penalties are great for such a crime. I hope that in the near future we can come to a common ground where you, us, and the sticks can forget about this ordeal and live our lives in peace. You have tortured us enough stick baron, so please consider our offers. Please do not harm the sticks in any way, and tell the sticks to hang in there... To the hostage sticks...the other MOE sticks send their deepest regards and their gratitude for your service. Hang in their buddies!

[srawls]

the children, won't somebody think of the children?!!!!

[Keith Chester]

hey... wait a minute!
what makes ya think twas me?
In all my hawian-shirt fruityness, could I do something evil? nope!

[DanLevin247]

*cries* WHAT'S A MOE STICK?

[Harrison]

They're piecies of wood, which, when struck together make a %%%% load of noise (like lound bangs...oh so much fun to stand beside *cough*)...

Based on my previous statement....BURN THEM!!!!!!!!!

[DanLevin247]

I figured as much



At the Ypsi Regional.....several teams brought their entire marching bands. Their drumlines were going nuts the entire time....ever seen a kid dance while beating the heck out of a base drum?

[purplehaze357]

Originally posted by Harrison
They're piecies of wood, which, when struck together make a %%%% load of noise (like lound bangs...oh so much fun to stand beside *cough*)...

Based on my previous statement....BURN THEM!!!!!!!!!

no dont burn them...MOE's our friend...what would you do w/o the MOE sticks and their insane amount of %%%%% noise....HUH HUH HUH...now what?

[malcomp]

from the threatening attitude of the negotiator it seems to me and sticknapper that your hostility is not helping our captives. maybe this picture will show you that we really DO mean business!!!!! so better get cracking on that 300 million.........lol

more horror from the captors

[Harrison]

I thought it was $500 million?...but....LMAO @ the pic! OMG that's too funny...

And...Without MOE Sticks I would cheer for the teams and all that like everyone else...But I would come out NOT deaf.

As for the marching bands...Yes I have seen people dancing while beating their drums (it was kinda scary...) lol

[aman]

AHHHH! Not the moe sticks Ill sacrafice myself for saving those good moe sticks. Please don't burn them! AHHH!

[3m6o5ejz]

that picture is too disturbing. We do not mean to threaten you, we would not do that to you, you have to trust us,. All we ask is that you keep the sticks in good health until we can talk more about negotiations. I know we can meet at a common ground. We are alll roboteers here. Your demands are just too high, so please can you maybe just think about lowering them. Please... keep talking, and continue to put out pictures as we must be sure that they are alright. Stay alive my wooden friends!