CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

[Daniel Brim]

Billfred, what cologne are you wearing?! You know... a little of that stuff goes a long way!

[not an entry]"Now all we need is Travis" [/not an entry]

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by DanielBCR

[not an entry]"Now all we need is Travis" [/not an entry]

Uh-oh! It appears the Championship Event's self-appointed Odoriferous Emanations Inspector, David Kelly, has detected a Level 5 O.E. wafting from the underarms of one William Leverette, Jr. Further evidence of this malodorous stench is provided by the cameraman, who obviously cannot focus clearly due to the stank permeating the immediate area. We all know what this means, boys and girls! Billfred gets to take a B.O. Timeout in the FIRST Defunkification Chamber - sponsored by Degree for Men, the official antiperspirant of FIRST.

We salute you, Mr. Odoriferous Emanations Inspector, for without your ever-vigilant nostrils, hundreds of nasally-offended spectators would make this FIRST Championship Event their LAST.

*Cue Real Men of Genius singer....*

"Mr. Odoriferous Emanations Inspeeeeeectorrrrrrrrrr....."

[Andrew Rudolph]

DK and other dude "Diet coke, i love you so. oooo soo much, come to me"
Bilfred "dont touch my diet coke."

[MissInformation]

Even the great David Kelly, in fear of the power of -Infinity, bowed before the might of Billfred...

-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞

[EricS-Team180]

...um guys...
The real time scoring system just informed me that it has gained self-awareness

[Koko Ed]

"You've been using Secret again haven't you?"

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

"You've been using Secret again haven't you?"

[not an entry]"Strong enough for a man....but made for Billfred."[/not an entry]

[tkwetzel]

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

[not an entry]"Strong enough for a man....but made for Billfred."[/not an entry]

[also not an entry]I think you just avoided automatically getting the burn award and 3 points by making that not an entry .[/also not an entry]

[dlavery]

<not an entry>Every fiber of my being is screaming at me to post a caption involving "Bevis and Butthead," but I just can't bring myself to do it... Sigh. </not an entry>

DK: Look guys, I am telling you for the fourth time - you are NEVER going to earn your official "Geek" certificates if you keep spelling "pwned" with an "O" in it!

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by tkwetzel

[also not an entry]I think you just avoided automatically getting the burn award and 3 points by making that not an entry .[/also not an entry]

Consider it a freebie. I have higher aspirations.

[Billfred]

Now I know why I don't post more pictures of myself on this thread.

And after some deliberation, I think it's time to add a fifth rule to the caption contest...

Originally Posted by The -infinity Rule

At certain times, should Billfred be pwned by a contestant, he may, at his sole discretion, assign a score of -infinity to that contestant. Points still accumulate as normal, but the -infinity score will remain posted until Billfred either lets off or forgets to add the -infinity score again.

With that said, first place goes to...

Originally Posted by MissInformation

Even the great David Kelly, in fear of the power of -Infinity, bowed before the might of Billfred...

-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞-∞

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Here we see a measure of the success of the Real Time Scoring System for this year's game. The final match on Curie Friday ended at 6:15 PM, and Billfred is still updating the real time score at 9:37 PM.

(I feel I have to put a note in here. First off, you can't update the RTS after the match with the Hatch system. The handhelds still work, but the screen doesn't update--meaning that if you miss a goal that makes a row, you're up the proverbial creek until the video guy pulls it down. Second, I was sleeping like a baby at 9:37 PM on Friday night.)

Honorable mentions go to...

JosephM
Jacqui
Rich Kressly
Denman
Andrew Rudolph
Dorienne Plait
dlavery
Elgin Clock
Sakura141
Joe_P.
BCahn836

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

Uh-oh! It appears the Championship Event's self-appointed Odoriferous Emanations Inspector, David Kelly, has detected a Level 5 O.E. wafting from the underarms of one William Leverette, Jr. Further evidence of this malodorous stench is provided by the cameraman, who obviously cannot focus clearly due to the stank permeating the immediate area. We all know what this means, boys and girls! Billfred gets to take a B.O. Timeout in the FIRST Defunkification Chamber - sponsored by Degree for Men, the official antiperspirant of FIRST.

We salute you, Mr. Odoriferous Emanations Inspector, for without your ever-vigilant nostrils, hundreds of nasally-offended spectators would make this FIRST Championship Event their LAST.

*Cue Real Men of Genius singer....*

"Mr. Odoriferous Emanations Inspeeeeeectorrrrrrrrrr....."

(It was the defunkification that did it.)

And now for the scores...

 MissInformation	129
 T. Hoffman	123
 Gary Dillard	123
 Dlavery	101
 Dorienne Plait	74
 Greencactus3	73
 Rich Wong	68
 Jay H 237	67
 Andy Baker	61
 DCA Fan	58
 JVN	54
 Amanda Morrison	54
 GateRunner	46
 Bcahn836	46
 Michelle 236	45
 Elgin Clock	45
 Greg Needel	45
 Eugenia Gabrielov	45
 Tkwetzel	44
 Koko Ed	43
 JosephM	42
 EddieMcD	36
 "Big Mike"	34
 Brandon Martus	30
 Matt Attallah	29
 Kyle45	28
 Jeff Waegelin	27
 VGMasterShadow	26
 Richardp	25
 DanielBCR	25
 Arefin Bari	22
 Nehalita	21
 Shyra1353	21
 Squirrelrock	19
 Mike Ciance	18
 Jessica Boucher	17
 Lil' Lavery	16
 Astronouth7303	15
 Rich Kressly	14
 Robo hottie71	14
 Tom Schindler	12
 Steve W	11
 Killerofkiller	11
 Wetzel	10
 Jacqui	9
 Aignam	9
 Pit Bull 1126	9
 Icurtis	8
 JamizzleHavok13	8
 Vivelation	8
 Denman	7
 EricS-Team180	7
 Jack Jones	7
 Kyle	7
 RogerR	7
 Meli W.	7
 George1083	6
 ZACH P.	6
 Cyberguy34000	6
 TierraDelDiablo	6
 Andrew Rudolph	5
 George56	5
 Katy	5
 Marc P.	5
 Stephen Kowski	5
 Barry Bonzack1604	4
 Ken Patton	4
 Tytus Gerrish	4
 Corey Balint	4
 CourtneyB	4
 Jay Trzaskos	4
 Yan Wang	4
 David Kelly	3
 Ben Lauer	3
 DJ Fluck	3
 Joe_P.	3
 Lisa Perez	3
 Sakura141	3
 Al Skierkiewicz	2
 Cory	2
 DaBruteForceGuy	2
 Dillon Compton	2
 Ecarlson	2
 EnderofDragon	2
 Jake177	2
 Jdiwnab	2
 Jeff_Rice	2
 Joe Ross	2
 Joshua May	2
 Karinka13	2
 Nobrakes8	2
 Tom Bottiglieri	2
 EricH	2
 Aaron Lussier	1
 Alex Pelan	1
 Bill Gold	1
 Coco The Monkey	1
 Collin Fultz	1
 ElfMaster	1
 Eria4044	1
 IMDWalrus	1
 JakeGallagher	1
 Katie Reynolds	1
 MATT_kaplan108	1
 NoRemorse	1
 Pat McCarthy	1
 Sanddrag	1
 Tiffany34990	1

Onward to bigger and better things...like number 43!

[Gary Dillard]

Originally Posted by Billfred

...I was sleeping like a baby at 9:37 PM on Friday night.

Not according to the time stamp on the photograph - are you saying that photos in the caption contest are not entirely accurate? I thought this contest was on the level. I feel so used! How can I come up with another clever and witty caption when in the back of my mind I'll be questioning the validity of each photo?

<suddenly remembers the power of negative infinity>

Oh, sorry Billfred, my bad.

[Billfred]

The picture is for real. The timestamp is just off--you'd want to pester Ryan to get his clock right on his camera.

(By the way, Gary, I read signatures. Double )