CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #42

[Billfred]

(refrains from making the obligatory Hitchhikers jokes)

Alright, here we go again.

The scores:

 T. Hoffman	120
 MissInformation	-infinity
 Gary Dillard	118
 Dlavery	99
 Greencactus3	73
 Dorienne Plait	72
 Rich Wong	68
 Jay H 237	66
 Andy Baker	60
 DCA Fan	57
 Amanda Morrison	54
 JVN	54
 GateRunner	46
 Eugenia Gabrielov	45
 Greg Needel	45
 Michelle 236	45
 Bcahn836	44
 Tkwetzel	43
 Elgin Clock	43
 Koko Ed	42
 JosephM	40
 EddieMcD	36
 "Big Mike"	34
 Brandon Martus	30
 Matt Attallah	29
 Kyle45	28
 Jeff Waegelin	27
 VGMasterShadow	26
 Richardp	25
 DanielBCR	24
 Arefin Bari	22
 Nehalita	21
 Shyra1353	21
 Squirrelrock	19
 Mike Ciance	18
 Jessica Boucher	17
 Lil' Lavery	16
 Astronouth7303	15
 Robo hottie71	14
 Tom Schindler	12
 Rich Kressly	12
 Killerofkiller	11
 Steve W	11
 Wetzel	10
 Pit Bull 1126	9
 Aignam	9
 JamizzleHavok13	8
 Vivelation	8
 Icurtis	8
 Meli W.	7
 Jack Jones	7
 Kyle	7
 RogerR	7
 Jacqui	7
 TierraDelDiablo	6
 EricS-Team180	6
 ZACH P.	6
 George1083	6
 Cyberguy34000	5
 Denman	5
 George56	5
 Katy	5
 Marc P.	5
 Stephen Kowski	5
 Corey Balint	4
 CourtneyB	4
 Jay Trzaskos	4
 Yan Wang	4
 Barry Bonzack1604	4
 Ken Patton	4
 Tytus Gerrish	4
 Andrew Rudolph	3
 Ben Lauer	3
 DJ Fluck	3
 Lisa Perez	3
 David Kelly	3
 EricH	2
 Al Skierkiewicz	2
 Cory	2
 DaBruteForceGuy	2
 Dillon Compton	2
 Ecarlson	2
 EnderofDragon	2
 Jake177	2
 Jdiwnab	2
 Jeff_Rice	2
 Joe Ross	2
 Joshua May	2
 Karinka13	2
 Nobrakes8	2
 Tom Bottiglieri	2
 Aaron Lussier	1
 Alex Pelan	1
 Bill Gold	1
 Coco The Monkey	1
 Collin Fultz	1
 ElfMaster	1
 Eria4044	1
 IMDWalrus	1
 JakeGallagher	1
 Joe_P.	1
 Katie Reynolds	1
 MATT_kaplan108	1
 NoRemorse	1
 Pat McCarthy	1
 Sakura141	1
 Sanddrag	1
 Tiffany34990	1

And here's the picture, not even a day old (which might be a turnaround record for this contest):

http://www.ryanalbright.com/champion...s/photo10.html

Since the Championship has come and gone, the deadline is once again Saturday at midnight.

Have fun!

[Bcahn836]

Guy 1 - "Quick lets change the score while Billfred isn't looking"
Guy 2- " Nooo, lets see if we can find Billfreds next caption contest picture."
Guy 1- " Great idea, Muwhaaaa"
Billfred- " So how is that score coming?"

[tkwetzel]

While David Kelly looks over the scores, Billfred has spotted the infamous photoshopper Heidi Foster and watches her at all times. He must try not to do anything stupid that Heidi can get a picture of so he can keep his dignity.

[Billfred]

<obviously not an entry>

Actually, Heidi got a picture of me at the webhug, supposedly for photoshopping. Of course, how much photoshopping can one do when you've got safety glasses on?

[tkwetzel]

Originally Posted by Billfred

<obviously not an entry>

Actually, Heidi got a picture of me at the webhug, supposedly for photoshopping. Of course, how much photoshopping can one do when you've got safety glasses on?

[Also not an entry]Plenty of photoshopping can be done with safety glasses on and Heidi is the person to do it [/Also not an entry]

[Sakura141]

Billfred: I'm going to stand here and watch Dave stand on his head while he's introducing the teams, you keep the scores going

Guy 1: Here! Put this team in 1st and this one in last! He won't notice!

Guy 2: Yea, he's to busy staring at Dave

Billfred: *2 minutes later* Who changed the scores?

Guy 1 and Guy 2: *snickering behind his back*

[Joe Matt]

The truth is out: The only reason why JosephM won the last Caption Contest was because Billfred didn't judget it, but David "Apple Switcher" Kelley.

[MissInformation]

Originally Posted by Billfred

<obviously not an entry>

Actually, Heidi got a picture of me at the webhug, supposedly for photoshopping. Of course, how much photoshopping can one do when you've got safety glasses on?

<not an entry because my brain has shut down for the day and I cannot come up with a proper entry and yet I cannot resist responding to this>

Goggles? I don't see no stinkin' goggles... at least not in this picture.

Heidi

[DCA Fan]

David - "Does something smell funny to you?"
BillFred - "Sorry that was me."

[Daniel Brim]

Billfred, what cologne are you wearing?! You know... a little of that stuff goes a long way!

[not an entry]"Now all we need is Travis" [/not an entry]

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by DanielBCR

[not an entry]"Now all we need is Travis" [/not an entry]

Uh-oh! It appears the Championship Event's self-appointed Odoriferous Emanations Inspector, David Kelly, has detected a Level 5 O.E. wafting from the underarms of one William Leverette, Jr. Further evidence of this malodorous stench is provided by the cameraman, who obviously cannot focus clearly due to the stank permeating the immediate area. We all know what this means, boys and girls! Billfred gets to take a B.O. Timeout in the FIRST Defunkification Chamber - sponsored by Degree for Men, the official antiperspirant of FIRST.

We salute you, Mr. Odoriferous Emanations Inspector, for without your ever-vigilant nostrils, hundreds of nasally-offended spectators would make this FIRST Championship Event their LAST.

*Cue Real Men of Genius singer....*

"Mr. Odoriferous Emanations Inspeeeeeectorrrrrrrrrr....."

[Greg Ross]

Originally Posted by Billfred

Of course, how much photoshopping can one do when you've got safety glasses on?

I recommend, unless you really want to find out, that you not ask the question.

<obviously not an entry>

(I don't do captions, but if Billfred hijacks his own thread, I can't really be blamed, right? )

[Joe_P.]

david: must finish photoshopping billfreds head onto heidi's body and dave lavery's legs

billfred: please tell me that is nt what i think it is

david: nope, it is the aliens controlling your Mind

billfred: oh, ok, that explains the voices in my head

[Jacqui]

Billfred: *Stands up looking at the field innocently*

Guy 1: Hey! Why is Billfred's new caption thread on the scoring systems computer?

Guy 2: *Goes and looks at the picture for it* AHHH! Looks like we should get out of here fast!

Guy 1: Why?!? *Looks at the picture* Lets go now!

Guy 1 and 2: *Runs to a car and drives off*

Billfred: *Giggles to self while taking down the phony thread and puts his favorite team to 1st place, then turns to the camera* Now students, THAT is how you get your team, or your favorite team to 1st place

Student: What was the picture of anyways?

Billfred: Uh..umm...*Looks around and runs*

[Andy Baker]

Billfred, thinking: "Ummm... is that David rubbing up against my arm? Wow, that AXE body spray works great!"



AB