pic: Amanda and Dave

[dlavery]

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'm calling you out, Dave- me versus you, skirt competition, IRI. Put your gams where your mouth is... (just don't do it with the skirt on...)

Originally Posted by whakojacko

to follow the theme, dave better wear a hawiian skirt

Already been done.

[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.]

-dave

[RogerR]

Originally Posted by dlavery

Already been done.

[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.]

-dave

have you checked the pocket of your pants? you might have left your dignity there when you changed into that skirt.

-roger

p.s. suggestion for new t-shirt for dave: my other pants are a skirt.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by dlavery

Already been done.

[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.]

-dave

its a Kilt not a skirt, Dave is just showing how much of a man he is thats all, I hope..
Dave, you know you love the MOE kilt.

[Bill Moore]

Originally Posted by Kyle

its a Kilt not a skirt, Dave is just showing how much of a man he is thats all, I hope..
Dave, you know you love the MOE kilt.

The kilts reflected the kilts we used as blocking mechanisms last year on our robot. We could extend them and keep other robots off the upper step. Dave lost a bet and had to wear one at the Championship.

His kilt was never returned, and we wondered what happened to it. Dave "claims" he gave it to one of the event staff to return, but it never got back to us.

So the questions is "Where did Dave ditch the Kilt?" (C'mon you Photoshoppers, show us where it is!)

[KarenH]

Originally Posted by dlavery

Already been done.

[By the way, if anyone happens to find my dignity lying around anywhere, please let me know. I seem to have lost it completely.]

-dave

whakojacko suggested a Hawaiian skirt. SKIRT with a "kay" not SHIRT with an "aitch". Your picture, while gloriously undignified, shows you in a Hawaiian SHIRT with a non-Hawaiian "SKIRT" (kilt). I think what whakojacko wants to see is a GRASS skirt.

Hawaiian shirt + Hawaiian skirt + fishnet stockings = complete and total loss of dignity--for both Amanda and Dave.

I'm guessing that the place to rediscover your dignity is in Hawaii.

[BandChick]

I don't think Hawaii would want Dave after that
And Dave, maybe next time you should shave your legs before going out in a skirt!

[Mike Schroeder]

Ill bet team 25 could aquire some hawaiian skirts for ya dave

[MissInformation]

Originally Posted by KarenH

Hawaiian shirt + Hawaiian skirt + fishnet stockings = complete and total loss of dignity--for both Amanda and Dave.

Now hold on... this contest is grossly unfair... it completely favors Dave, giving poor Amanda little hope of winning. I suggest to even it out, we throw in something that Amanda is known for: THE CHICKEN DANCE!!!

So they'll have a Chicken Dance dance-off while wearing Hawaiin shirts and grass skirts with fishnet stockings...

We'll need some impartial judges for this contest, any volunteers?

Heidi

[Josh Hambright]

If this is at IRI, i will be a judge.

[Billfred]

If I weren't in Maine, I'd volunteer.

Will IRI be webcasted by someone? Muahaahaa.

[Josh Hambright]

I dont know about official webcasts yet, however it wouldn't surprise me in the least to find out there will be one. BUT I will say that there is a good chance if i can get an internet connection there will be a 'scorers table cam' up and running again like I had at BMR and MWR.

[Amanda Morrison]

Hang on... this whole thing has gotten grossly out of hand. I'll leave it to Dave to determine the final contest, but I really don't think he's going to go for some of these ideas.

Next you guys will suggest tutus and a ballet dance off... sheesh.

[dlavery]

Originally Posted by Amanda Morrison

Hang on... this whole thing has gotten grossly out of hand. I'll leave it to Dave to determine the final contest, but I really don't think he's going to go for some of these ideas.

Next you guys will suggest tutus and a ballet dance off... sheesh.

OK, I want everyone here to act as witnesses. Amanda specifically said "I'll leave it to Dave to determine the final contest" She did not place any other restrictions on the form or format of the contest. So I get to pick it, and then all that will be left is the determination of the winner.

So here is the challenge: 12 Krispy Kreme donuts at 20 paces! First to consume their dozen wins! *

-dave

* and here is the fine print: each contestant will be provided with 12 fresh Krispy Kreme donuts. At the sound of the starting gun, or a suitable alternate, each contestant must consume their provided commestibles. The contest will conclude when the first contestant has finished stuffing the last visible morsel of the donuts into their respective maws. Neither contestant may tickle, flog, poke, sneeze upon, or smell thier opponent. Non-contact tormenting of the opponent is not only permitted, it is encouraged - unless it involves singing Anthony Newley tunes, which is right out. The full portion of the consumed donuts must remain inside the contestant until at least the end of the contest. Regurgitation will cause disqualification. Inhibiting or preventing access to the opponent's donuts is prohibited. All leftover donuts may be used to stage a reinactment of The Battle of Sharpsburg.

[Bill Moore]

Originally Posted by dlavery

* and here is the fine print: each contestant will be provided with 12 fresh Krispy Kreme donuts. At the sound of the starting gun, or a suitable alternate, each contestant must consume their provided commestibles. The contest will conclude when the first contestant has finished stuffing the last visible morsel of the donuts into their respective maws. Neither contestant may tickle, flog, poke, sneeze upon, or smell thier opponent. Non-contact tormenting of the opponent is not only permitted, it is encouraged - unless it involves singing Anthony Newley tunes, which is right out. The full portion of the consumed donuts must remain inside the contestant until at least the end of the contest. Regurgitation will cause disqualification. Inhibiting or preventing access to the opponent's donuts is prohibited. All leftover donuts may be used to stage a reinactment of The Battle of Sharpsburg.

Certainly this post is a fake. The Curmudgeon of Spelling and Grammar would never make these errors.

[dlavery]

Originally Posted by Bill Moore

Certainly this post is a fake. The Curmudgeon of Spelling and Grammar would never make these errors.

My fingers were sticky, causing me to make a few typos. You see, I had Krispy Kreme glaze all over them, as I am already in training...

-dave