gizoogle

[Denman]

Not by google. but very funny
It turns normal text pages into gangster stlye speak
eg here is chiefdelphi put through its paces

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http:...ums/portal.php

eg, The latest news item :

Serva Load

You may have noticed tizzy tha serva is slow cuz its a pimp thang. Everybody is biznack fizzy Atlanta n wants ta tizzy . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. That's no problem .. that's why we hizzy. If tha site gets S-L-to-tha-izzow, or doesn't respond -- pleaze takes a 20 minute break playa tizzle hit refresh, or C-L-to-tha-izzick tha link 2 or 3 times. That only adds mizzy stress ta tha playa n consequently lengthens tha time it takes fo` tha killa ta recova from sizzay load.

As said in tha previous announcement .. we is work'n on a pizzy ta upgrade tha rappa capacity ta prevent this in tha future , betta check yo self.

Thanks.

Enjoy

[Josh Hambright]

Best thing i spotted:

Advanced Drivetrain Seminar
by Jizzle V-Neun posted on 04-25-2005 - 02:51 PM

[Kyle]

I love this site, im gonna run my english essay through it then hand it in.

[Denman]

Originally Posted by oneangrydwarf

Best thing i spotted:

superb lol

[Kyle]

Niznext?

Hey . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. It was bootylicious ta git ta meet all of you (and see those that I already knizzew) this past week. I was overwhelmed wit tha poser of thugz who came up n introduced themselves cuz I'm fresh out the pen. Thizzank you fo` thizzat so jus' chill.

So now what? As mah baby daddy (Mike Martus) said at tha Web Hizzy we is work'n on plans fo` how ta improve (content, speed, reliabizzles rules, etc) in tha nizzle future thats off tha hook yo. The new features / improvements on mah plate tizzle I wiznill be messin' on F-to-tha-izzirst can be found on mah todo list , but I wiznill most likely be start'n wit these, probably in this orda

thats great...

[Lil' Lavery]

Dean Kamen on CSPAN2 TV

Appartently Dean Kamen and CSPAN dont translate into gansta

[Kyle]

Dizzy Kamen on CSPAN2 TV

[Enterprize]

Already saw it before, but it is very funny to translate certain websites....

[Beth Sweet]

Using this website to translate the website for Michigan State came up with some amusing results...

[sanddrag]

From translating the FIRST home page

FIRST— For Inspiration n Recognizzle of Science n Technology

LOL!

FIRST Robotics Competizzles
This competizzles is our pimpin' program, blunt-rollin' more thizzan 20,000 hizzle schoo` students in tha United States, Canada, Brazil, Ecuador, Mexico, n Great Britain . Holla!.

[Conor Ryan]

Extremly Amusing, its more fun with the professional looking and sounding websites. So that lead me to try, whitehouse.gov

President George W paper'd up. Biznush raps wit editors of The Papa of George Washington in tha Oval Office Friday, April 29, 2005, afta they presented him tha latest volume, tha 12th of a projected 21 volumes in tha “Presidential Series” of The Papa

And now for fbi.gov

Top Story

Sippin' Children Fizzy A World Of Hizzay
The Case of tha Not So Accidental Tourists
These particizzle tourists were frontin' ta visit Costa Rica, but not fo` its beautiful beaches, lush rain forests, dazzl'n waterfalls, or rich culture. They had crime on they minds . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.

Fun, fun.

[Travis Hoffman]

"Grashizzous Professionizzle"
HAR.

[TheShadow]

I almost died laughing when I read this (from my team's homepage):

Tizzy 66 had a bootylicious run at nationals this year. The tizzy went 5-2, finish'n in 13 place in tha Curie Division. They wizzle selected ta compete in tha tournament, but suffered an unfortunate accident in tha playa finals n were eliminated. The tizzy was awarded tha national "Delphi . Aint no stoppin' this $@#$@#$@#$@# nigga: Steppin' Tomorrow's Technolizzles award fo` they W-to-tha-izzork wit tha vision system included in this year's kit. Team memba had tha opportunity ta mizzle n listen ta Steve Wozniak (co-founda, Apple Corp.), Kevin Page Mother$@#$@#$@#$@#a google.com), Woody Wanna Be Gangsta (izzle professor), Dean Kamen (inventor, FIRST brotha JD Battenberg (Delphi Automotive CEO), Thomas Stevens (GM Powertrain Group Vice-Presizzles n many brotha influential individuals . Put ya mutha $@#$@#$@#$@#in choppers up if ya feel this..

[Kyle Love]

Heres some I got

Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers
Dean Simmons n tha Kamen Brothers

Dan Green is the man
Dan Green is tha dawg

"...Our software gives me the creeps..."
Our software guys gizzy me tha creeps

WOW this site is awesome!

[Kyle]

Best yet, from www.andymark.biz/about.htm

Andy Gangsta n Mizzy Koors have 4 decades of engineer'n experience between T-H-to-tha-izzem. Mark is a ME/EE while Andy has an ME degree keep'n it real yo. They have worked pusha on a FIRST Robotics Tizzy since 1998, n have many successes over tha years ya dig?.

Mizzle n Andy have developed numerous mechanizzles systems while cruisin' in FIRST, n is offer'n tha products listed on this site ta help brotha teams as they compete, develop, n inspire . Keep'n it gangsta dogg.