moe sticks kidnapped!!!!

[Mr MOE]

I am very disturbed at the photograph of what could possibly be MOEstick remains that was posted a few days ago. Even if we had the ransom to pay, how do we know that the green powder shown in that photograph is not the remains of a hostage?

Please prove to us that the original MOEsticks that were lifted from their happy home are alive, well, and making noise. If you send some of the powder, we can perform a DNA match to confirm.

Just for your information, we have the CSI team canvassing the Tunkhannock gymnasium for clues about the abduction. We will continue to negotiate until we have proof that the MOEsticks are in good health.

Another way you can prove this to us is to record today's news (to verify the date) and concurrently record the sound of the MOEsticks doing their thing. Team #365 can pick out the true sound of MOEsticks being slapped together over all imitations.

Please let us know the sticks are alive and healthy.