CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #43

[Travis Hoffman]

"I'm sorry Miss Foster, while our title character in the recent commercials may have deceived you into believing otherwise, there's no such thing as a "Burger Queen". You are obviously not suited to be the mascot for a restaurant chain of our caliber - why don't you dress yourself up as an Oreo Blizzard and waltz on over to the DQ down the street? They're the last refuge for the desperate, unskilled, and unemployed, and you look like you've hit that trifecta."

[MissInformation]

"Off with their heads! Hmmm... I can use them on these pictures over here..."



<not an entry> and for Mr. Dillard's subtle slur on my diminished height, I would like to say I think I have found my third hobbit...>

[Wayne Doenges]

I bought Dave a big box of Krispy Kreme donuts and all I got was this lousy tiara.


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus