moe sticks kidnapped!!!!

[srawls]

*sniffle* *sniffle* ... now how can you hold those poor little moe sticks hostage after that? there must be some good in you. maybe we can make a deal. one of thoes moe sticks needs to be checked for termites. just let it go, give it to the propper authorities, and everything will be fine. if it dies (and it will if termites get to it), then nothing will be held back in going after you. you don't want that, you seem to be a reasonable fellow. so just hand over one of the moe sticks, and we can talk about your demands later.

Stephen, wandaring hostage negotiater

May the force be with you, MOE sticks!