CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44

[JackN]

After being kicked out of the band the ref tried to find any way to get back at them.

[Lil' Lavery]

Dean Kamen and the Simmons are always known for the large crowds they draw to each of their concerts.

[dlavery]

Dean Simmons: Hey, so what did that announcer guy mean when he said "at least we know THIS will keep all the teams off the field and drive them out of the arena while we are trying to clean"???

Slash: I dunno. And why are all those dogs barking all of a sudden?

[tkwetzel]

Dean Simmons: "Man! I just hope that someday we are good enough to play on an actual stage."

[Dorienne]

Dean Simmons: We are MUCH more important than being back here behind this field! C'mooooon...why are we back here?!

Guy with the vacuum: Because you won't stop complaining!

Dean Simmons: ...Keep vacuumin'.

[Bcahn836]

Lead Singer- " Umm guys the song is over you can stop now"
Guy on the far right- " But boss the kids aren't clapping"
Ref- "Gee wonder why that might be?"
Guy on the left- " Its for the robots man the robots"

[Gary Dillard]

Sorry guys; when he said he had an upright and wanted to jam with us, I assumed he meant "bass" not "vacuum".

[Rich Wong]

When was the last time a Head Referee cleaned and vacuumed the playing field?
Well, FIRST’s new “Whistle While-U-Work” Volunteer Appreciation Pilot apparently is working!
To encourage volunteers to work additional jobs and hours, FIRST offered LIVE music during the setup, lunch breaks, and breakdown periods. Volunteers have the choice of Rock, Pop, Jazz, Reggae, Rap, and R&B. Punk Rock was not offered for obvious reasons.

[Alex Cormier]

vacuum guy: stupid freaking band why can't they play some real music like, baby one more time?

[Wayne Doenges]

When the referee couldn't afford a new MP3 player, to listen to while he worked, he got the Kamen Brothers for a song.


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus

[MissInformation]

Tonight on VH-1: Fast Bots and Screamin' Guitars, the rise and fall and recovery of Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers. While fellow band member Slash battled donut addiction, Dean Simmons struggled to overcome his irrational fear of Chiaphua motors, and the rest of the band fought viciously over the best word to rhyme with autonomous. Caught between a robot and a hard place, the band had no choice but to clean up their act.

[EricS-Team180]

...closing time at Club F.I.R.S.T

[Alex Pelan]

"Uh...we've got a problem. The amp only goes up till 9."

(blatant This is Spinal Tap ripoff)

[Travis Hoffman]

Ozzy: "Wha' th' bloody 'eck...? Huh???? I'm confused - Shaaaaaaron!! I've seen corpses that were more alive than this place. I thought this crowd was supposed to be filled with wild and crazy teenagers? What happened, mates?"

Slash: "Like, these threads totally explain it, dude."

Ozzy: "Well that's just bloody wonderful! Let's give these tossers the old IRI retirement home act."

Group: "ROCK ON - real slow and quiet-like!" *Sings* "We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, la la la la la la la, la la la la la, la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa...."

Crowd: "Could you all please just shut up? We're trying to sleep here!"

Ref: "That's a 30-point nonresponsiveness penalty on the crowd! No one wins! Here, let me add to your auditory discomfort, you slackers!" *switches on vacuum* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....