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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
Dean Simmons: Hey, so what did that announcer guy mean when he said "at least we know THIS will keep all the teams off the field and drive them out of the arena while we are trying to clean"???
Slash: I dunno. And why are all those dogs barking all of a sudden?
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"I know what you're thinking, punk," hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, "you're thinking, 'Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?' - and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' - well do you, punk?"
- Stuart Vasepuru, 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
My OTHER CAR is still on Mars!!!
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We may not have any Paris Hiltons around here (though I've heard Paul Copioli is a great kisser) - AndyB [more] 
09-05-2005, 00:11
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