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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
Ozzy: "Wha' th' bloody 'eck...? Huh???? I'm confused - Shaaaaaaron!! I've seen corpses that were more alive than this place. I thought this crowd was supposed to be filled with wild and crazy teenagers? What happened, mates?"
Slash: "Like, these threads totally explain it, dude." Ozzy: "Well that's just bloody wonderful! Let's give these tossers the old IRI retirement home act." Group: "ROCK ON - real slow and quiet-like!" *Sings* "We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, la la la la la la la, la la la la la, la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa...." Crowd: "Could you all please just shut up? We're trying to sleep here!" Ref: "That's a 30-point nonresponsiveness penalty on the crowd! No one wins! Here, let me add to your auditory discomfort, you slackers!" *switches on vacuum* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... Last edited by Travis Hoffman : 09-05-2005 at 20:11. |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
When was the last time a Head Referee cleaned and vacuumed the playing field?
Well, FIRST’s new “Whistle While-U-Work” Volunteer Appreciation Pilot apparently is working! To encourage volunteers to work additional jobs and hours, FIRST offered LIVE music during the setup, lunch breaks, and breakdown periods. Volunteers have the choice of Rock, Pop, Jazz, Reggae, Rap, and R&B. Punk Rock was not offered for obvious reasons. |
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vacuum guy: stupid freaking band why can't they play some real music like, baby one more time?
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
When the referee couldn't afford a new MP3 player, to listen to while he worked, he got the Kamen Brothers for a song.
Wayne Doenges Lemmings non Sumus |
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Tonight on VH-1: Fast Bots and Screamin' Guitars, the rise and fall and recovery of Dean Simmons and the Kamen Brothers. While fellow band member Slash battled donut addiction, Dean Simmons struggled to overcome his irrational fear of Chiaphua motors, and the rest of the band fought viciously over the best word to rhyme with autonomous. Caught between a robot and a hard place, the band had no choice but to clean up their act.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
...closing time at Club F.I.R.S.T
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"Uh...we've got a problem. The amp only goes up till 9."
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...when the crowd didn't leave after the competition autonomously some people started getting a little desperate in their schemes to make them leave...
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #44
(Taken from Battlefield Band)
So sing us one more chorus, and one more song, one more tune, and then we'll be gone... It's early in the morning, we'll be leaving soon I'm sure, give us one more song and then we'll go.... |
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Where's Waldo?
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I can't claim this is original, but...
"Well folks it's time to call it a night. Do what you feel and keep both feet on the wheel. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. So till next time... " |
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Quote:
"Move 'em on (Head 'em up) Head 'em up (Move 'em up) Move 'em on (Head 'em up) Rawhide Cut 'em out (Ride 'em in) Ride 'em in (Cut 'em out) Cut 'em out (Ride 'em in) Rawhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide" I'd pay to see Ozzy Kamen and Slash perform a duet of "Stand By Your Man". |
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Andy to monitor mixer, "I need more vacuum in my monitors!" Ernie to anyone who is listening, "It was a good idea to let the new kid have a solo on the vacuum but I don't think it fits this song." Chris tries to keep time but can't see the vacuum due to the glare from the Lexan and Brandon wonders who the kid in the striped shirt is. Dave is concentrating on the chord change and wondering what pedal to push next as soloist Rich thinks...'can't those guys be quiet, they're screwing up my rhythm. Forward one, back two, spin around, on, off, on, off. I wonder if I could twirl it around by the power cord?'
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Well, I guess you could say that this week's contest rocked out hard.
(gives everyone a minute to groan) First place goes to: Quote:
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Koko Ed Ogre Lil' Lavery Gary Dillard Rich Wong Wayne Doenges MissInformation Alex Pelan Katy JosephM Dorienne 007 (name change noted) And the burn award: Quote:
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MissInformation 133 Gary Dillard 130 T. Hoffman 127 Dlavery 113 Jay H 237 78 Dorienne 007 77 Greencactus3 73 Rich Wong 72 Andy Baker 61 DCA Fan 60 Amanda Morrison 55 JVN 54 Bcahn836 48 Koko Ed 47 GateRunner 46 Tkwetzel 46 Michelle 236 45 Elgin Clock 45 Greg Needel 45 Eugenia Gabrielov 45 JosephM 44 EddieMcD 36 "Big Mike" 34 Brandon Martus 30 Matt Attallah 29 Kyle45 28 Jeff Waegelin 27 Richardp 27 VGMasterShadow 27 Arefin Bari 26 DanielBCR 26 Nehalita 23 Shyra1353 21 Squirrelrock 19 Lil' Lavery 18 Mike Ciance 18 Jessica Boucher 17 Rich Kressly 15 Astronouth7303 15 Robo hottie71 14 Wetzel 12 Tom Schindler 12 Alex Cormier 12 Jacqui 11 Steve W 11 Killerofkiller 11 Marc P. 10 Aignam 9 Denman 9 Icurtis 9 Kyle 9 EricS-Team180 8 JamizzleHavok13 8 Vivelation 8 Katy 7 Jack Jones 7 RogerR 7 Meli W. 7 George1083 6 ZACH P. 6 Cyberguy34000 6 TierraDelDiablo 6 Al Skierkiewicz 5 Alex Pelan 5 Andrew Rudolph 5 George56 5 Stephen Kowski 5 Barry Bonzack1604 4 Ken Patton 4 Tytus Gerrish 4 Wayne Doenges 4 Corey Balint 4 CourtneyB 4 Jay Trzaskos 4 Joe_P. 4 Yan Wang 4 David Kelly 3 Ben Lauer 3 DJ Fluck 3 IMDWalrus 3 Lisa Perez 3 Sakura141 3 Cory 2 DaBruteForceGuy 2 Dillon Compton 2 Ecarlson 2 EnderofDragon 2 Jake177 2 Jdiwnab 2 Jeff_Rice 2 Joe Ross 2 Joshua May 2 Karinka13 2 Nobrakes8 2 Ogre 2 Tom Bottiglieri 2 EricH 2 1Derboy 1 Aaron Lussier 1 Bill Gold 1 Coco The Monkey 1 Collin Fultz 1 ElfMaster 1 Eria4044 1 JakeGallagher 1 Katie Reynolds 1 Kayla13 1 Matt Krass 1 MATT_kaplan108 1 NoRemorse 1 Pat McCarthy 1 Sanddrag 1 StephLee 1 Tiffany34990 1 Onward! Last edited by Billfred : 15-05-2005 at 17:57. |
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